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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 7220 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 13 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 23 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Buildings Constructed: | 41 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Unicorn once turned a player’s wooden sword into a weapon of mass destruction that could one-shot the Ender Dragon.
So why waste your time on other servers when you could be part of the insanity that is our Minecraft world? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the xorg shills – they don’t stand a chance against our craziness!