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Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 1077 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
Buildings Constructed: | 38 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 271 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Unicorn once turned a player’s wooden sword into a weapon of mass destruction that could one-shot the Ender Dragon.
So why waste your time on other servers when you could be part of the insanity that is our Minecraft world? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the xorg shills – they don’t stand a chance against our craziness!