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Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 7707 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 |
New Chunks Explored: | 297707 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
Animals Bred: | 168 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Unicorn once turned a player’s wooden sword into a weapon of mass destruction that could one-shot the Ender Dragon.
So why waste your time on other servers when you could be part of the insanity that is our Minecraft world? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the xorg shills – they don’t stand a chance against our craziness!