Blocky Banter: Where ‘/v/’ trolls are welcome, but only if they bring diamonds!

Factions Reimagined

auction house, Bedrock Support, Boosters, Boss Battles, Custom Enchants, custom npcs, Custom terrain, Discord integration, Economy, Factions, Gui Shop, Hardcore Events, MCMMO, netherite, Player Vaults, PvE, PvP, Quests, Server Events, StatTrackers, Survival, Towny

– ZERO Pay 2 Win! (LIFETIME GUARANTEE) No crates, no buying your way to the top with ranks, no purchasing in-game items. Everything is EARNED! – Custom Factions-Towny hybrid server, large cities and nations cooperating or competing – War mode with prep time and Discord integration! Notified on Discord when war is declared, giving time for you and your faction to prepare (no more getting offline’d!) – Premium Boss plugin, adventure into the world and fight new foes to unlock exciting rewards and earn Boss Tokens and Shards depending on the difficulty of boss! – Custom GUI shop allowing the player to quickly buy or sell items using /shop (along with an auction house /ah!) – MYTHICAL SHOP in spawn with Custom Enchants and items! Purchased using in-game Cash, Boss Tokens, and Rare Shards – Premium Fishing that rejuvenates the old system into a rewarding and enjoyable new way to earn loot! – Custom NPCs with dialogues and Quest lines – Free Progression, unlock new ranks, features, commands, and limits through quests and server play time! (Set more homes, access more player vaults, etc.) – Season ending Hardcore event! End the season with a shrinking world border by being the last player alive and win a huge reward going into the next season! – Leveled Mobs that get stronger and tougher as you work your way to the center of the map, offering more rewarding and exclusive loot for those who dare to fight them. (Make sure you’ve got netherite!) – Old 1.18 PVP Combat, McMMO, StatTrackers, Spawners, Server-wide Boosters, Custom Terrain, GUI menus, Bedrock Support, active Discord community, and more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

RivalMC

1.16.2, 1.21, bedrock, Boxpvp, Community, Cross-Play, CrystalBox, Discord, Economy, Elytra Box, games, java, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Network, OneBlock, Practice, QuickBox, RivalMC, Server, smp, Store, Support, Survival

RivalMC is a top-tier Minecraft Server Network, offering an exciting range of games like Lifesteal SMP, BoxPvP, Elytra Box (QuickBox), Practice, CrystalBox, and much more coming soon. RivalMC boasts a vibrant community, excellent staff, regular giveaways, and an active Discord server.

BEDROCK & JAVA SUPPORTED!

JAVA IP: `play.rivalmc.cc` BEDROCK IP: `play.rivalmc.cc` (Port 19132)

Supports versions from 1.16.2 to 1.21!

Join Our Community! – Store: https://store.rivalmc.net – Discord: https://discord.gg/rivalmc

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
New Chunks Explored:	512322	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

HexSMP- Where Creepers are scarier than taxes! Join us for some explosive fun in our Minecraft server with a twist!

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HexSMP Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
Chat Games	Engage in fun chat games with the community and earn rewards!
Player Economy	Trade, sell, and build wealth in the player-driven economy.
Leveling System	Custom system to enhance your survival adventure.
Custom Fishing	Catch rare items, treasure, and unique gear.
Quests & Skills	Embark on challenging quests and develop your skills.
Furniture	Decorate builds with custom furniture.
Grief Prevention	Protect builds with a land claiming system.
Teams	Form teams with friends and collaborate on projects
Cosmetics & Skins	Personalize character with exclusive cosmetics and skins.
PvP & Dungeons	Test skills in PvP battles or conquer dungeons for loot.
Compatibility	Java & Bedrock compatible for cross-platform play.

FAQs

Q: What makes HexSMP different?

A: HexSMP offers over 100 custom features to enhance gameplay and keep it exciting.

Q: Why choose HexSMP?

A: HexSMP is a vibrant community with regular updates, new features, and an active player base.

Q: How can I earn rare rewards?

A: Use the Referral System to refer friends and earn exclusive items and bonuses.

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Connect using the IP address play.hexsmp.com to start your adventure.

Q: Where can I find more information?

A: Visit the HexSMP website, read the rules, vote for the server, and join the Discord community.

Have more questions? Feel free to ask below!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Chimeras Created:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CraftyFantasy – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because on this server, we’ve got tournaments that are so epic, even Zooey is getting involved! Join our upcoming tournaments or risk Zooey’s wrath – trust us, you don’t want to see her angry.

But that’s not all, we’ve got big meaty notes, character guides, VODs, and even DLC announcements that will blow your blocky mind. And if you’re feeling brave, join our (un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobby for some intense battles. Just make sure to turn off Crossplay first – we don’t want any accidental PlayStation players crashing the party.

With upcoming DLC like Vikala and Sandalphon, F2P rotations, and the latest patch notes, this server is the ultimate destination for all things Granblue Fantasy Versus. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you cross Zooey, of course.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Minecraft SMP – Endermen Roleplay Party

Adult, creative writing, Edition, endermen, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Party, Roleplay, Roleplay Characters, Roleplay Community, Roleplay Forum, Roleplay ideas, roleplay scenarios, Roleplaying, Sensual, smp, Thread, Water’s Too Cold

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the water is so cold it’ll make your diamonds freeze! Join us for some outrageous adventures, like building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or starting a llama racing league. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode! And don’t forget about our famous /ERP/ – Erotic Roleplay Thread, where you can roleplay as a sexy Enderman looking for love in all the wrong places. So come on and join us, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	27
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

DisabilityCraft: No evictions, just block placements!

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Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where we have a resident named Jack who is a real character! Jack has been living in our server for two and a half years after his friend mysteriously disappeared. Jack is trans, autistic, has OCD, and quit school in the 7th grade – talk about a unique player!

But wait, there’s more! Jack was just awarded disability, but hasn’t received it yet. Will he finally be able to move out and find his own place? Or will he continue to rely on the kindness of others in our server?

Join us for a crazy adventure filled with drama, suspense, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft building. Who knows, you might even find yourself driving Jack around on virtual public transportation! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this outrageous story – join our server now!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	48

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

LoveCrafted

bittersweet, butterflies in stomach, Crush, Emotional rollercoaster, first heartbreak, first kiss, first love, growing pains, HEARTBREAK, high school sweetheart, Innocence, learning experience, LoveCrafted, Memories, Naive, Nostalgia, puppy love, sweet moments, teenage romance, unforgettable, young love

Remember that feeling of excitement and wonder when you first laid eyes on your first love? Well, joining our Minecraft server is like falling in love all over again, but with blocks and creepers instead of flowers and chocolates.

Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a friendly group of players who are all wearing ridiculous outfits made entirely out of diamond armor. They start throwing enchanted potions at you and shouting “Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe!”

As you explore the server, you come across a giant castle made entirely out of cake, guarded by a fierce army of zombie pigmen riding on top of flying pigs. You join forces with them and together you embark on a quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, who has been terrorizing the server by stealing all the diamonds and turning them into dirt blocks.

After a long and epic battle, you emerge victorious and are hailed as the hero of the server. The other players throw a massive party in your honor, complete with fireworks, cake, and a dance floor made entirely out of redstone.

So, why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of falling in love with a virtual world filled with endless possibilities and absurd adventures? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	71
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Towns Built:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

BoomCraft: Explosive Fun!

Beirut, BOOMCRAFT, Crisis, disaster relief, explosion, explosive, fear, Fun, Humanitarian Aid, instability, international relations, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, News, Political unrest, ReBuilding, recovery efforts, social media, solidarity, Terrorism, Tragedy, Trauma, violence

Yo, have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of thousands of exploding devices without actually being in danger? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us for the most explosive Minecraft experience ever!

Our server is like no other, with insane events happening all the time. One time, a player accidentally set off a chain reaction of TNT that destroyed the entire map! It was chaos, but so much fun!

We also have a special Lebanon-themed area where you can witness explosions galore. It’s like being in the middle of a war zone, but without any of the actual danger.

So come join us on this wild ride and see if you can survive the explosions and chaos. It’s a blast, literally!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

FamCraft: Baby Boom Boom

Analysis, baby, boom, child, crime, criminal justice, data analysis, domestic violence, FamCraft, family, FBI data, findings, homicides, infant, law enforcement, murder, perpetrators, RELATIVES, statistics, study, U.S, victimization, violence

come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the chaos of real life where even family members are out to get u! but don’t worry, on our server, the only thing out to get u is the creepers! forget about real life drama and come build ur dream world with us. who needs family drama when u can have minecraft drama instead? join now for a chance to win a diamond sword and show those pesky creepers who’s boss!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	27
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Pixel Paradis

Economy, FTB, Pixelmon, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Pixel Paradis

Server Name: Pixel Paradis IP Address: play.pixelparadis.com – (Modpack Required) Discord: https://discord.gg/fEREqWYB6A Web: https://pixelparadis.com/

Dive into a unique Pixelmon adventure in Paradise City, a survival game where you can capture extraordinary creatures, build your own empire and forge lasting friendships.

– Vibrant Economy: – High Shiny Chance: – Legendary Missions: – Pokémon Gyms: – High Level Pokémon League:

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Furry Maple Spirit Realm

Community, Cross-Play, Discord, extensions, friendly community, Furry, Furry Friendly, furry server, Game, Growing, Join, Maple, Minecraft, Plugins, Server, Server List, Server Tags, Slimefun, Small, spirit realm, Survival, welcome, Whitelist

Furry Maple Spirit Realm is a small but growing furry server that welcomes anyone who wants to join Furry! We have Slimefun and most of his extensions, as well as other interesting plugins, join our discord!We hope to see you in the game~

discord:https://discord.com/invite/r8q2p86pVp

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CMCraft – Vanilla server Minecraft server

administration, balance, equality, free, gameplay, History, Interaction, multiplayer, organization, private server, Roleplay, roleplay elements, rules, Stable, Survival, Transparent, Vanilla

CMCraft is a free, vanilla and private Minecraft server.

To get to the server, you need to fill out a simple form in the VK community (https://vk.com/roleplay_vanilla).

Our advantages:

– Vanilla. We don’t have a bunch of “cool” slag plugins, we adhere to the principle of balance between vanilla experience and comfortable multiplayer gameplay.

– Equality. Absolutely all players are equal among themselves, any form of purchased donation (even cosmetic) is absent.

– Availability. We give every person a chance to get to our project for free.

– Stability. The server runs on a dedicated machine in a reliable data center, which means high uptime and stable operation.

– History. The project has been running since 2020, and you can be sure that it will not close tomorrow.

About the server:

– We have no donations, privates, teleports, mini-games and other nonsense. The game almost completely corresponds to the vanilla survival that you are used to seeing in single Minecraft, except for the aspects necessary for stable server operation and getting an adequate gaming experience. This is the main principle of our project.

– Your role and activity on the server are limited only by the rules and framework of the game. To be a rich miner or a simple farmer, a builder or a warrior, the head of a small settlement or the leader of a great empire – it’s up to you. You won’t find any plugins for cities, clans and similar devilry here. All organization and interaction of players is carried out in a free form, without formal restrictions. RolePlay elements are present, but are not mandatory for compliance.

– We have absolutely no forms of donations. Players cannot buy admin, resources or prefixes – absolutely everyone is equal in rights. – Most of the rules boil down to the simple principle of “don’t be an asshole”. You will not be pressured by fictitious and strained boundaries.

– The administration does not interfere with the gameplay, does not use creativity or dishonest commands, all their work is transparent.

It is impossible to convey all aspects of the game on the server here, so read our rules, fill out the form at the link, come in, play and enjoy!

https://vk.com/roleplay_vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

“Ravencraft: Where semi, but not vanilla, with SMP, dynmap, and Java is the only way to play Minecraft at 18+”.

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Ravencraft Server Overview

Ravencraft is a growing semi-vanilla survival multiplayer server. We have a staff of friendly mods who have worked together for years, an expanding community of players, and an expanding map for you to explore! We are a group of adults who like to build, explore, experiment, and create together. If you’re looking for a community oriented server where you can hang out with mature folks, come give us a try!

Server Address	mc.ravensburg.org
Rules	Click here
Gallery	Click here

About Us

New map for 1.21
Periodic world border expansions
Hard difficulty
Sleep plugin to make nights go faster
Firespread is turned ON
Expanding Overworld road network & Nether tunnel system
Established donor base for high-end, dedicated hardware
Dynmap
Discord
LGBTQI+ friendly
Grown-ass adults

We’re Looking for Players Who

Are 18 and over
Don’t use hacks or cheats
Are respectful of other players
Want to hang out and chat with fun and friendly folks

If this sounds like you, we’d love to meet you! We are a greylist server, so hop on and have a look, and we’ll set you up with a quick and painless application!

Ravencraft Server Overview

Ravencraft is a growing semi-vanilla survival multiplayer server. We have a staff of friendly mods who have worked together for years, an expanding community of players, and an expanding map for you to explore! We are a group of adults who like to build, explore, experiment, and create together. If you’re looking for a community oriented server where you can hang out with mature folks, come give us a try!

Server Address	mc.ravensburg.org
Rules	Click here
Gallery	Click here

About Us

New map for 1.21
Periodic world border expansions
Hard difficulty
Sleep plugin to make nights go faster
Firespread is turned ON
Expanding Overworld road network & Nether tunnel system
Established donor base for high-end, dedicated hardware
Dynmap
Discord
LGBTQI+ friendly
Grown-ass adults

We’re Looking for Players Who

Are 18 and over
Don’t use hacks or cheats
Are respectful of other players
Want to hang out and chat with fun and friendly folks

If this sounds like you, we’d love to meet you! We are a greylist server, so hop on and have a look, and we’ll set you up with a quick and painless application!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Divine Spears Created:	17
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Touching Grass Minecraft Server

fresh air, GRASS, greenery, grounding, healthy living, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, natural beauty., Nature, outdoor activities, outdoors, Peace, reconnecting, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, self-care, Serenity, Server, stress relief, touching, touching grass, Tranquility, well-being

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of being cooped up in your dark, dingy Minecraft caves all day? Well, fear not because on our server, we guarantee you’ll be touching grass in no time! That’s right, we have a special feature where every player gets teleported to a beautiful grassy field every hour to recharge their virtual vitamin D levels.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken boss that drops diamond-encrusted eggs for you to use as weapons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden Hot Dog Forest, where trees are made of hot dogs and the rivers flow with ketchup.

Join us now for a wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So what are you waiting for? Come touch some grass and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Towns Built:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magic Items Found:	1241
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Kwab Drade’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Welcome to KWABDRADE, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of derpy llamas who have a knack for causing mayhem and mischief. You never know what they’ll do next, but it’s guaranteed to be entertaining!

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most skilled players can find. Get your groove on while dodging creepers and skeletons – it’s a real party in the mines!

3. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a talking chicken who thinks he’s a wizard to a sheep who’s convinced he’s a secret agent. You’ll never be bored with these wacky personalities around!

4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear somewhere on the server. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join KWABDRADE today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	28
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	New Chunks Explored:	979176
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3