Blocky Banter: Where Minecraft Meets Comedy!

Adventure, banter, blocky, Challenges, comedy, Communication, Competition, Cooperative, Decision making, dynamic, Engaging, Exploration, gameplay, games, Immersive, Interactive, meets, Minecraft, multiplayer, problem solving, puzzle solving, role playing, Social, strategy, team-based

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5458
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
New Chunks Explored:	69287	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	5485	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Runes Activated:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of craziness!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining for diamonds while riding on the backs of flying pigs, and building your very own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored cheese!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with zombie villagers and skeleton warriors until the sun comes up. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even take on the dreaded Ender Dragon while riding a magical unicorn with wings made of cotton candy.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

CaveCraft

KitPvP, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1457
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Magic Items Found:	3450
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Meteorites Collected:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Looking for a chill server? Join us! We have survival for now. Working on kit pvp and bedwars! Good Luck!

51.79.121.100:25675

Mosaic Republic

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9162
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

The Mosaic Republic (40 slots) is a all round server. This means there are role-play elements, PvP and true survival. A planned feature as well is to add an arena where players can go to the and fight till the death for prizes The server is new, we are building up to have a well established and also having a great time. http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/1488153-the-mosaic-republic-pvprpsurvival/

198.143.159.220

SMPCraft

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3868
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Dragons Tamed:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

A non-toxic SMP server, building a strong and friendly community! Join the fun today! Have fun, build your town, if griefs. report to a.scended#4623 on discord.

54.39.39.108

The-10th-Planet

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8849
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Potions Brewed:	158	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

We have Towny, SlimeFun, MobArena, PVPArena, CTF, BackPacks, Supertrails, Citizens, DynMap, Ranking system, Artifacts, CraftingStore, JOBS, Daily Bonus, Quests, Economy, MCMMO, LWC, BossShop, PlayerShops, Survival, Fishing Contests, PVP, XPBOOST, and much more. Lag Free.

mc.the-10th-planet.net

DualCrafts

Creative, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6067
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Animals Bred:	61	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

This Minecraft Server is under construction. We hope that you will join our server and our Discord so you can suggest what you want built in the server.

Sincerely The DualCrafts Team

DualCrafts.minehut.gg

Surrealcraft

Factions, Mini Games, Raiding, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4698
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
New Chunks Explored:	798859	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Surrealcraft is a server focused on Factions and PvP. Griefing, and more specifically raiding, is allowed and encouraged. The world border is set 5,000 blocks away from spawn. A more condensed world better facilitates raiding. There is NO chest protection! Design your base with security in mind to keep the baddies away from your loots. We also run mcMMO that allows you to level stats in the style of an RPG.

Website=www.surrealcraft.net

play.surrealcraft.net

DmarMc

Creative, PvP

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	887
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Mines Excavated:	2025	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

The server Games ip: dmarmc.ga games: Knock . PvP . football . creative . owner : IIBALONII . Aywb co : IIZARONII . 0Classic_ dev : A2h_ and 3R8_ if u want play join and enjoy i love u this server its start on 2019/2/7 5:00 this bught ip : dmarmc.ga in 3/29/2019 ffa this best game so

Dmarmc.ga

HaxirCraft

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1341
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Farms Harvested:	452	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Love Letters Sent:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

www.HaxirCraft.com

HaxirCraft is a fun and funny server to play on with lots of friendly people to make friends with. We have Hunger Games, Factions, Survival, and Minigames. We’re a 24/7 Server with over 300 Slots! Join today and apply for staff, if you are respectful and on the server often, you could be selected!

mc.haxircraft.com

Sk8erpnk

Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2394
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	448	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

First of all, salam aleykum friends. I’m DJ attention. This is Şanlıurfa. Not long ago, I dissed the lout called heijan.. of course he did too.. He tells me in the diss; Why did you act as mother and sister in the diss? Oh my god, you made me a mother and sister too?! listen my god! In the diss you also say; Mothers are angels, mothers cannot be cursed at, and their mothers and sisters are dissing me, what the hell are you doing? loose. Listen to her, I swear, she’s like my dick.

ismayilileeylence.aternos.me

Portlandia

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1466
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Emeralds Found:	1314	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Over 500 people have joined. Why haven’t you?

184.154.41.132

ShadowPvP

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9236
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Animals Bred:	152
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Server IP: minecraft.eyeguardian.com

The Server

ShadowPvP is a server with different plugins and players to make your experience here the best. With more than thirty plugins, our server is one to remember.

Our Plugins

Factions and mcMMO are just a few of our thirty plugins, and we are constantly adding and updating plugins to make the experience better.

minecraft.eyeguardian.com

EvilBits

Skyblock

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	173
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Welcome to EvilBits! A community-based skyblock server! We recently revamped and upgraded our server to better accommodate our players. We provide 24/7 staff service, A great time playing, A robust anti-cheat, and most importantly a great system to deal with bugs and crashes. I hope to see you on the server! We have a big event coming up Saturday at 12pm EST!

54.39.221.19:25590

ninjacraft

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3180
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Magic Items Found:	1099
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

We are a new fun server that needs good builders to build, good miners to mine, good pvpers to pvp and good players to play. If you are that person then join ninjacraft!!

85.236.100.145:29765

MayoSlo

Skywars, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1498
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4580	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

Welcome to mayoslo’s server! On this server you can play a survival and skywars. Contact us: Discord: knedlbrezcokoladke Skype: MrGamer365

mayoslo123.aternos.me

Very Pug

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7735
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Friendly server, flexible admins, ranking system, fun plugins, *temporarily small amount of slots*, mostly survival and PvP. redstone minigames, economy/store. Still in the process of being set up. Have fun!

pug.verygames.net