Blocky Banter: When Minecraft Memes and Gaming Fails Collide!

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	956
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Crops Grown:	1671
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

New Minecraft Servers

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Hardvival

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2673
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Mines Excavated:	2315
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Welcome !Hardvival SMP is a new semi anarchy server with a strong focus on survival aspects of the game. We redefined the meaning of survival in the game by drastically changing some features to provide more entertaining and challenging experience for everyone.To achieve that, we’ve overhauled the gameplay, wether it being by simple changes to mob difficulty, drops and player regen or complex ones like ore generation, farming, trading and even dimension tweaks, we did our best to reduce the no-effort aspects and thus making the survival more enjoyable!Despite all that, we still maintain the vanilla feeling that usually doesn’t interfere with the core gameplay and by being a semi-anarchy, we put little to no restrictions on the way you play and interact with others. (except for cheating) Wether you’re a pvper, builder, explorer, grinder, fishing enjoyer or even just came here to chill. You’re welcome to join our server and its growing community !

hardvival.com

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1160
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Crops Grown:	8103	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9287	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

domain.mc-mods.xyz

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7558
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Votes:	8134
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

play.sleepycraft.net

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7345
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

funblocks.org

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9122
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

oasiscraftbr.jogar.pro:22999

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8050
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Mines Excavated:	4874
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

craftedsmp.xyz:19132

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8889
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Void Gems Collected:	28	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Crops Grown:	7676

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Play.MythicSMP.com:25575

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7771
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	388
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

play.aquatic-vanilla.info

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1506
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

unitednetwork.apexmc.co

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7831
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

play.mlum.io

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5302
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Buildings Constructed:	29
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Falling into the Void:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

play.astralium.net

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3289
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

beanzcraft.apexmc.co

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5277
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Void Armor Forged:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

play.rivlermc.com

The perfect SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	119
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

play.perfectumsmp.online

AlmightyMC

Survival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1913
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	37
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

mc.almighty.pro