Blocky Banter: The Land of Lols | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3823
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Potions Brewed:	179
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Emeralds Found:	8218
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	214
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you. We have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas. Not to mention, our staff members are all trained ninjas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly puppies who just want to cuddle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants you three wishes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9124
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Votes:	4471	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Emeralds Found:	2798	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	14

play.sleepycraft.net

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	533
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Towns Built:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Potions Brewed:	141	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

funblocks.org

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3891
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	239	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Void Armor Forged:	29	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

oasiscraftbr.jogar.pro:22999

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2064
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mines Excavated:	2465	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Enchantments Applied:	212	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

craftedsmp.xyz:19132

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	377
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Towns Built:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Emeralds Found:	9930
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	9

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Play.MythicSMP.com:25575

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5020
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

play.aquatic-vanilla.info

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8695
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Alien Abductions:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	188	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Love Letters Sent:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

unitednetwork.apexmc.co

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5350
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Void Gems Collected:	19	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Buildings Constructed:	10

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

play.mlum.io

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4271
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Love Letters Sent:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Divine Spears Created:	30

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

play.astralium.net

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7061
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

beanzcraft.apexmc.co

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5824
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1357	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

play.rivlermc.com

The perfect SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3593
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Runes Activated:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

play.perfectumsmp.online

AlmightyMC

Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7343
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
New Chunks Explored:	970501	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

mc.almighty.pro

AitoFactions

Factions, MCMMO, Raiding

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6151
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

AitoFactions offers a unique and authentic 1.8.8 factions experience, blending the best of old-school nostalgia with modern elements. Our goal is to transport players back to the classic factions era while providing new and exciting features that enhance gameplay.Our server boasts a variety of custom plugins, carefully curated to elevate the experience and immerse players in a world of adventure and strategy. We believe that attention to detail is key, and our team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that feels both familiar and fresh.Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the factions scene, AitoFactions has something for everyone. Join us on our journey to relive the glory days of factions and discover new horizons.

play.aitofactions.com

Mapucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	752
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Divine Spears Created:	15

We are a towny-focused server, with frequent events. as well as a great community, willing to meet more people

mapucraft.com