Blocky Banter: The Land of Lols | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8057
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9868	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71	Ores Mined:	5237
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Meteorites Collected:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1046	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

New Minecraft Servers

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Alpha Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5104
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

play.alphaprison.net

SqueejCraft

Creative, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9303
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4

SqueejCraft is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla SMP server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains in-tact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. Set home points, claim land, teleport to friends, and create/trade from chest shops in a unique and simple server environment without any microtransactions or gimmicks.

Squeejcraft.com:25566

Lunarsky

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3460
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Buildings Constructed:	37	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Lunarsky is a cozy construction server with Skyblock and Citybuild, but without a mining world. You sell ores from a quarry stone generator and buy the blocks you need. It has a very friendly community and is played on the Aquatic Update ^^

lunarsky.de

CarrotMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4911
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8594	Alien Abductions:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

CarrotMC PvP , FFA , KitPvP , 1v1 With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

carrotmc.fr.to:19154

MineClassic

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7473
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Towns Built:	8

Welcome to the MineClassic Network. In versions 1.20+, we offer minigames such as Survival Games, KitPvP (with progression, abilities, perks, etc.) and our unique gamemode Platshot!Join now at play.mineclassic.org

play.mineclassic.org

KronosMC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8355
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Farms Harvested:	700	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

KronosMC is a minecraft server that was made by 3 College students who enjoy minecraft and would like to build a community by bringing as many players into 1 server as possible. KronosMC was created in December 2022 and is constantly being updated to give players a different playstyle to minecraft. As of right now there is only one single mode which is survival multiplayer which is an open world survival mode with claims,quests,friends and much more. We are still working on the server as of right now so do expect to see some regular updates in our discord server which will also be where all the server announcements will be. We will be creating more gamemodes in the future of KronosMC but as of now we will be focusing on the survival mode as our main focus. Hopefully we will be seeing you on the server soon, have a good day!

kronosmc.apexmc.co:8197

ProsperityCraft

Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1212
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Magic Items Found:	6454
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	409	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Welcome to Prosperity Craft – A Unique Survival ExperienceEmbark on an extraordinary journey in the world of Prosperity Craft, where survival meets innovation! Our server is carefully crafted to provide players with a distinct and engaging experience, blending the classic elements of Minecraft survival with a touch of custom features that set us apart.Community-driven Events: Join our thriving community in regular events and challenges. From building competitions to epic boss battles, there’s always something exciting happening on Prosperity Craft.Rank Progression System: Ascend the ranks on Prosperity Craft and unlock exclusive perks and privileges. Whether you’re a novice or a seasoned survivor, our carefully designed rank system rewards dedication and skill.Land Claim and Player Protection: Secure your territory with our land claim system, ensuring that your hard-earned creations are safe from harm. Collaborate with other players or venture out as a lone survivor—it’s your world to shape. Enhanced Survival Mechanics: Experience survival like never before with carefully tuned gameplay mechanics. Join us for a unique and immersive adventure where every decision shapes your journey.Active and Supportive Community: Prosperity Craft is more than just a server; it’s a community of passionate players. Our dedicated staff and friendly community members are always ready to assist and welcome newcomers.

ProsperityCraft.net

Gempers Place

Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3775
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	15

Welcome to Gempers Place! We are a semi-vanilla community focused SMP. Learn more about us and what we offer below! Community is Key: At Gemper’s Place, we pride ourselves on fostering a strong and welcoming community. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the blocky landscapes, our community is here to support and guide you. Join forces with fellow players, collaborate on ambitious projects, and partake in exciting events!Vote Crates Galore: Your voice matters, and we reward your dedication with our vote crate system. By casting your vote, you will receive rewards that enhance your Minecraft experience. From rare items to economy related goods, our vote crates ensure that your commitment to our community doesn’t go unnoticed.Bedrock Compatibility: No player is left behind at Gemper’s Place. We’ve seamlessly integrated Bedrock compatibility, bridging the gap between Java and Bedrock Editions. Whether you’re playing on PC, console, or mobile, everyone can join in the fun and contribute to the ever-expanding world we’re building together.Grief Protection: Building your dream creations without the fear of griefing is essential, and Gemper’s Place prioritizes the protection of your hard work. Our advanced grief protection measures ensure a secure environment for players to express their creativity without the worry of malicious interference. Your builds are safe with us!Join us at mc.gempersplaces.net and become a part of our Minecraft community. Discover a server where camaraderie, rewards, compatibility, and protection converge to create an unparalleled gaming experience. The adventure awaits, and we can’t wait to welcome you!

mc.gempersplaces.net

Crown Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2932
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1430	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Embark on a thrilling adventure at CrownLands, your premier Minecraft destination! Immerse yourself in a dynamic community where your input matters. With frequent updates, captivating quests, and a commitment to player feedback, every moment is tailored for your enjoyment. Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like never before, filled with excitement and endless possibilities. Your journey awaits at CrownLands – where community and gameplay come together to create an unparalleled gaming experience!

smp.crownlands.net:4602

SkyUtopia.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9373
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dimension Hops:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	235	Magic Wands Crafted:	23

Welcome to SkyUtopia.net a minecraft server focused and home to the Skyblock genre with a friendly community. We offer a classic and simple Skyblock experience mode with a lot of extra content that intrigues gameplay. Join now, create your island, thrive, and climb the leaderboards!

SkyUtopia.net

OustCraft

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	203
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Runes Activated:	4

Wanna play old style minecraft server with out all thos anoying million’s of commands you have to use to play simple game, OustCraft is here, play simple Minecraft with simple commands. Server have events and friendly stuff members, we are working for better CHILL

mc.oustcraft.com

PlanexCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, OneBlock, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9761
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Dragon Eggs Found:	9855
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

▬▬ ▬▬▛ PlanexCraft ▜▬▬ ▬▬Join our server which has boxpvp, oneblock and Survival Custom. You can rank up by being on our server for free. JAVA AND BEDROCK.Come in and find out if you’re good enough to earn the highest PlanexCraft rank! 1.20.1 – 1.20.2

mc.planexcraft.com

EmberMC

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3315
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

embermc.gg

Termina Towny SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3867
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Join The Best Towny Wartime Experience on TerminaMC.com! IP: TerminaMC.com Discord: discord.gg/Termina Bedrock (Xbox, PS, iOS, etc) Port: 19132 | Java Port: 25565– Play Your Way – PvP or Passive: We support all survival play styles! Whether you’re all about PvP action, where battles are intense and oh-so-satisfying. Or if you enjoy a passive SMP – join or create a town that suits you!– Weekly Wartime: Imagine this – every Friday at 8pm EST, it’s WARTIME! Towns all across the server are fair game for epic raids using Creeper Eggs and epic PvP showdowns. Opt-out for a fee. The fate of your town is in your hands!– Claim Your Part of the Wilderness: With Towny, you can stake your claim in the untamed wilderness and build your dream kingdom. Defend your town during Wartime and rise to the top!– No Pay-to-Win: We believe in fair play. By simply enjoying the server, you’ll earn what you need to rank up and unlock fantastic perks, like Silk Touch Spawners!– Join Our Growing Community: We’re a growing community – our vision is to create the ultimate SMP server where towns clash during Wartime.

TerminaMC.com

Farlands SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9419
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Star Shards Collected:	191
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Buildings Constructed:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	2057
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

You want to get the full Minecraft experience or you have been tired by servers not running your farms? This is the place, where all vanilla farms and mechanics will work. We use a fabric based server that does not modify the vanilla gameplay at all. That also means, that we don’t have any teleport mechanics. Just use the nether roof to your advantage. Have you ever been annoyed by rules like “No redstone clocks”, “Limited plots” or “Required online time”? Our server does not have any rules like that. We don’t event have any rule at all except for having fun. We especially don’t have any plot or chest protection, no afk-time limits. We even provide the function to spawn AFK-players to keep your farm running while you can safely log off. Everything is trust-based. So we are looking for trustworthy players who admire the freedom of a Singleplayer world shared with others. We carefully select the players for our server to make sure, we have a healthy community. Since we don’t have any rules but don’t want to become an anarchy server, we make sure that everyone shares the same ideas about how a community in Minecraft should be.About us We are a group of people who enjoyed the hermit-craft series and decided to create our own hermitcraft-like experience. Since every server out there has some boundaries and limitations we decided to create our own. And now, we are looking for other players to join us. To ensure that our community stays healthy, we will carefully select new players before adding them to the whitelist. The current members are located in Europe and north America. The server is located in Germany. If you enjoy all this, we are looking forward to your application at our website: farlands-smp.serveminecraft.net

farlands-smp.serveminecraft.net