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Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 7430 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 26 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Enchantments Applied: | 131 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 40 |
– Our DIAMOND ore spawns are so abundant that you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time! – The creepers on our server have been trained to break dance instead of exploding, making them the life of the party! – Our villagers have a secret underground society where they throw wild raves every night. Who knew those little guys could party so hard? – The Ender Dragon has a crush on Steve and keeps leaving him love notes around the map. It’s getting pretty awkward, but hey, love is love! – Our server has a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Just make sure not to eat too much or you might turn into a gingerbread man!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.