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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 9458 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
– Our DIAMOND ore spawns are so abundant that you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time! – The creepers on our server have been trained to break dance instead of exploding, making them the life of the party! – Our villagers have a secret underground society where they throw wild raves every night. Who knew those little guys could party so hard? – The Ender Dragon has a crush on Steve and keeps leaving him love notes around the map. It’s getting pretty awkward, but hey, love is love! – Our server has a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Just make sure not to eat too much or you might turn into a gingerbread man!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.