Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is too nice and polite? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy, wild players who will keep you on your toes!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being insulted by dumb fucking niggers and spics while trying to build your masterpiece. It’s like a reality show, but in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most epic battles and betrayals you’ll ever witness. You never know when your “best and brightest” teammate will turn on you and steal all your diamonds. It’s like Game of Thrones, but with pixelated blocks!

So come on over and join the chaos. Who knows, you might just become the king or queen of this insane Minecraft world!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players: 106/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit: 14 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Elon’s Daughter Is Leaving The USA Minecraft SMP

    Elon’s Daughter Is Leaving The USA Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to ride into battle on the back of a flying pig?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling journey through the Nether, where you’ll encounter zombie pigmen riding on giant spiders and ghasts playing volleyball with magma cubes.

    So come join us on our wacky and unpredictable Minecraft SMP, where every day is a new adventure and the only limit is your imagination! Trust us, you’ll be asking yourself, “was it worth it?” – and the answer will always be a resounding YES!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 247 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Scrolls Combat Server – Minecraft Server

    Scrolls Combat Server – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring combat and dull landscapes in other games? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with explosive battles, vibrant colors, and epic adventures! Say goodbye to walking aimlessly in empty worlds and caves – on our server, you’ll be dodging fireballs from dragons, exploring rainbow-colored forests, and uncovering hidden treasures in every corner. Don’t waste your time on lackluster games like Elder Scrolls – come join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • /Minecraft SMP/ – FGO Alter Ego

    /Minecraft SMP/ – FGO Alter Ego
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. They became the richest player on the server and ruled with an iron fist (literally, they had a diamond sword). But then, a group of mischievous players banded together and pranked them by filling their house with chickens. It was clucking chaos, but oh so hilarious!

    If you want to be a part of the madness, join our server now! We have custom plugins, crazy events, and a community that will make you feel right at home. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the laughter begin!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Crafty McFunny Minecraft Server

    Crafty McFunny Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server will have you laughing your blocky butt off! Join us and experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft like never before.

    Picture this: you take one pill on our server and suddenly you start behaving like a chicken! Take another pill and you’ll be speaking in pig Latin! Need more pills to fix it? Well, get ready for complete brain rot! But hey, who needs a functioning brain when you can have this much fun?

    Join us on our server and we’ll make you fit for election…or at least fit for a straight jacket! The craziness never ends on our server, so come on in and let’s get weird together! Just be sure to watch out for those sharp turns, things can get a little dicey around here. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 16 Mysterious Portals Opened: 8
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • The Linty Python Minecraft SMP

    The Linty Python Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why? Because why not!

    2. Our main currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather…potatoes! Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are worth more than gold in our world.

    3. Every full moon, our server transforms into a giant disco party with creepers busting out some sick dance moves. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

    4. We have a special event called “Chicken Jousting” where players ride on chickens and battle it out with carrots as their weapons. It’s both ridiculous and strangely exhilarating.

    5. The server owner once accidentally turned themselves into a block of cheese and had to navigate through a maze of hungry mice to find the antidote. True story.

    So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and potatoes, then come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP! Just be prepared for the unexpected at every turn.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Zenless Zone Zero – Minecraft Server

    Zenless Zone Zero – Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now for a chance to claim 10 free Boopons – because who doesn’t love free stuff, amirite?

    Roam the Ether and recover lost data for the Cunning Hares – they’re not your average bunnies, trust us. And don’t miss out on the double drops for all Routine Cleanup stages – it’s like cleaning up your room, but with extra rewards!

    Oh, and have you heard about the Vicious Dogs Within event? Earn Doggy Vouchers by playing Soul Hounds III – it’s like a doggy daycare, but way more exciting.

    Help Sjal with the Sixth Street market fair at the 141 Friendship Fair – because who wouldn’t want to hang out with Sjal and earn epic rewards?

    And don’t forget to redeem those codes for even more goodies – because why settle for just one when you can have them all?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 3932 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Why Don’t You Get A GF Anon? Minecraft SMP

    Why Don’t You Get A GF Anon? Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where plapping butts is not only allowed, but encouraged! Grope your way to victory as you navigate through crazy challenges and obstacles. And hey, who knows, maybe finding a Minecraft girlfriend will actually make you more popular with the ladies in real life too! So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 21 Dragon Eggs Found: 7962

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • HELLMIND server Minecraft

    HELLMIND server Minecraft

    More information about the server:

    There will be no wipes on the server; you can develop your projects on our server for a long time.

    If ordinary achievements seem simple to you, we have a data pack for 1000 achievements and hidden achievements may take you a lot of time.

    As the server develops, a banking system will appear.

    To hear players use the SimpleVoicechat mod.

    You can create your own city and develop it with your own mini-community, run a business, become a big shot on the server or an interesting character.

    To register your territory, circle it all with blocks around the edges, or make a fence, putting up signs that this is your territory. (It is advisable to do it beautifully) You can register a maximum of 3 territories for yourself.By joining you will have an adventure mode, but for a minimum donation via the link in the chat you can get survival.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 2426 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Neurotypical Not Found Minecraft Server

    Neurotypical Not Found Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers filled with neurotypicals? Look no further, because our server is a haven for all the non-neurotypical players out there! We don’t discriminate against anyone who doesn’t fit the “normie” mold – in fact, we celebrate diversity and uniqueness!

    Join us on our server and experience a world where creativity knows no bounds, where players with autism, ADHD, and other neurodivergent traits thrive and create amazing builds that will blow your mind. Our community is filled with quirky characters and hilarious antics that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a group of players who will build a roller coaster that goes through a maze of memes, or create a giant statue of a cat wearing a top hat? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

    Don’t be a normie – join our server today and embrace your inner weirdo! Who knows, you might even discover that being neurodivergent is the coolest superpower of all.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 14 Towns Built: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • > So you lost No Nut November Minecraft SMP

    > So you lost No Nut November Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we don’t judge you for losing No Nut November because let’s be real, Minecraft is way more important than that silly challenge. Join us and let’s build a world where the only nuts we care about are the ones we find in our chests (get your mind out of the gutter, we’re talking about diamonds and emeralds here).

    Our server is full of crazy characters like Bob the Creeper Whisperer who can tame creepers with just a wink, and Sally the Sheep Herder who has a secret sheep army that she uses to take over villages. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

    But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where we dance the night away to the sweet sounds of C418. And rumor has it that Notch himself makes a surprise appearance every now and then to show off his sick dance moves.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and let’s make some memories that will make losing No Nut November totally worth it.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 17 Love Letters Sent: 14

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • No Magic Allowed Minecraft Server

    No Magic Allowed Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of getting wrecked by wizards and witches on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, magic is strictly forbidden! That’s right, no more getting turned into a frog or struck by lightning out of nowhere.

    Join us and prove your strength without relying on any hocus pocus. Build epic fortresses, battle fierce mobs, and show off your PvP skills without worrying about some mage casting a spell on you.

    Who will emerge as the ultimate warrior on our server? Will it be the fearless knight in shining armor, the cunning rogue with ninja-like reflexes, or the beefed-up barbarian ready to smash anything in their path? The only way to find out is to join us and start your epic adventure today!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 154 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • The Board Has Been Dead Even Before The Minecraft SMP

    The Board Has Been Dead Even Before The Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted diamond pickaxes, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who can only be appeased by building a giant statue of a potato in their honor.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 6277 Dragon Eggs Found: 3025
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 87

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Carson’s Crafty Minecraft Server

    Carson’s Crafty Minecraft Server
    Oh, forget about Carson Daly, come join our Minecraft server where the only Daly you’ll be thinking about is mining for diamonds all day! Our server is like a virtual paradise where you can build your dream castle, ride on unicorns, and battle evil creepers with your trusty pet llama by your side.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – rumor has it that hidden deep within the virtual caves of our server lies a magical portal that transports you to a world where pigs can fly and chickens can dance the cha-cha. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret club where you can trade enchanted items with other players and participate in epic dance battles to win rare loot.

    So say goodbye to Carson Daly and hello to the adventure of a lifetime on our Minecraft server. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Chloe Kitts & the #1 University of South Carolina Minecraft SMP Adventures

    Chloe Kitts & the #1 University of South Carolina Minecraft SMP Adventures
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Our server is like no other, with a community of players who are as wacky and unpredictable as they come. From building giant statues of llamas to creating elaborate pranks that will have you questioning reality, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all – we also have the legendary Chloe Kitts leading the charge, known for her daring escapades and fearless attitude. Rumor has it she once tamed a pack of wild wolves using nothing but a stack of cooked pork chops and a catchy tune on her jukebox.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you hear about the #1 University of South Carolina tales that are told around the campfire every night. From epic battles against hordes of creepers to daring rescues of stranded villagers, these stories will have you on the edge of your seat.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and become part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP experience you’ll ever have. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Crafty Isles Minecraft Server

    Crafty Isles Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find, share, and discuss indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers? Look no further than this server, where we cater to the VIPs of the vtuber world. Why join? Because we have the most exclusive and elusive indie vtubers who are not defined by their corporate branding. We’re talking about chuubas who are so independent, they make Elon Musk look like a corporate sellout.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a Chuuba Birthday Calendar so you never miss a chance to celebrate with your favorite virtual idols. And if you’re into some spicy content, we’ve got Koikatsu cards for all your SEEEEEEEEEX needs. Plus, our Wheel of Names will have you spinning with excitement.

    So come join us on this Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Let’s build a virtual world together, one indie vtuber at a time. See you there, chuubas!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 17 Love Letters Sent: 15
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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