Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, Bigotry, blocky, bullying, cyberbullying, derogatory language, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, Faggots, harmful language, hateful, hateful speech, Homophobia, hurtful behavior, hurtful comments, hurtful words, insults, intolerance, LGBTQ, Minecraft, offensive, online harassment, Server, Slur

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3868
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the chance to battle a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, ride a flying pig into battle, and build a house made entirely out of TNT (just make sure to stand back when you light it up)!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, our community is so friendly that even the creepers have started giving out hugs instead of explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. wink

Mystic Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, Ave Mujica, bad attitude, character analysis, confusion, criticism, Haven, horrible person, judgement, lack of understanding, Missing something, mystic, negative vibes, Nyamu, odd behavior, perplexed, perplexing behavior, puzzling behavior, questionable actions, questioning behavior, strange behavior, unexplained behavior, unexplained hostility

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5567
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Emeralds Found:	1150	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Star Shards Collected:	196
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP. Why? Because Nyamu is like the ultimate villain there, causing chaos and drama for no reason at all. It’s like watching a soap opera but with blocky graphics and creepers blowing up everywhere. Trust me, you won’t be bored for a second on this server. Plus, you’ll never know what crazy shenanigans Nyamu will pull next. It’s like a reality show on steroids, but in Minecraft. Don’t miss out on all the wackiness, join now!

CheaterCraft Minecraft Server

Affair, Best Friend, CheaterCraft, Cheating, friendship, Honesty, Infidelity, loyalty, Minecraft, moral dilemma, Server, Wedding, wedding attendance, wedding attendance dilemma, wedding controversy, wedding decision, wedding dilemma, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding guest etiquette, wedding invitation, wedding perspective

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3155
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Gods Slained:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a real-life trashy reality TV show! Join us for a wild ride filled with cheating bosses, drunken security guards, and ambulance calls in parking garages.

But wait, there’s more! Help us hide empty vodka bottles from child protective services and navigate the moral dilemmas of attending weddings for friends with questionable pasts. Will you be the one to expose the truth, or will you play along and pretend everything is fine?

Join us on this outrageous adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama of our Minecraft server. Just remember, in this world, anything can happen, and friendships can be tested in the most unexpected ways. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and chaos like never before!

WeddingCraft or TherapyCraft

anger issues, brother’s therapy, Communication, depression, family, Financial, forgiveness, Guilt, in-laws, Marriage, neglect, parents, reconciliation, relationships, selfish, Siblings, Support, Therapy, TherapyCraft, Understanding, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2872
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Ores Mined:	3848
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most drama-filled Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! So, get this, my bro Kyle is out here causing chaos with his anger issues and depression, and my in-laws are straight up boycotting my wedding because I won’t cancel it to pay for his therapy! Like, what even is this soap opera? 😂

But hey, if you wanna join this wild ride of a server, we’ve got all the craziness you could ever dream of. From family feuds to financial dilemmas, we’ve got it all! Who needs reality TV when you can just log onto this server and witness the chaos firsthand? 🤪

So, come on down and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable life choices. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in the middle of a heated argument over wedding funds and therapy bills. It’s all fun and games until someone breaks a nose…or hits their girlfriend. 😅 But hey, that’s just another day in the life of this Minecraft server! 🎉🎮

PetPawParty Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, Antics, BIZARRE, crazy, eccentric, funny, idiosyncrasies, Minecraft, odd, outlandish, peculiar, peculiar habits, peculiarities, pet behavior, pet habits, PetPawParty, Pets, quirky, smp, strange, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2416
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, seriously, we have a pet chicken that thinks it’s a ninja and does backflips all day long. And don’t even get me started on our pet pig that can breakdance better than any human I’ve ever seen. Plus, our pet llama is a secret agent who goes on top secret missions when we’re not looking. It’s wild, I tell ya! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. You won’t regret it, I promise!

OffKeyCraft

big singer, famous singer, famous singers, mainstream artist, mainstream success, Music (Industry), music industry controversies, music industry criticism, music industry debate, music industry scandals, music industry success, OffKeyCraft, overrated singer, popular music, successful singer, talentless singer, untalented singer, vocal abilities, vocal performance, worst singer, worst singer ever

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8190
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Falling into the Void:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Are you tired of listening to terrible singers on the radio? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have the worst singer to ever make it big serenading you 24/7! Join us for a cacophony of off-key notes and ear-piercing screeches that will have you questioning your sanity. But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of tone-deaf zombies who have formed a boy band and are ready to perform their latest hit single, “Moans of Misery.” So if you’re looking for a truly unique and unforgettable musical experience, join our server today!

F16Frenzy2025

2025, Air Force, aircraft, Defense, defense cooperation, defense procurement, european defense, F-16s, F16Frenzy2025, fighter jets, international relations, Military, military alliance, military equipment, military support, nato, Netherlands, Netherlands military, SECURITY, Ukrainian defense minister, Ukrainian military

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6846
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4091	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have F-16s flying around like crazy in 2025!!! ukrainian defense minister is like “woah this server is lit, gotta send more planes!!!” join us for a wild ride of explosions and chaos, you won’t regret it!! also, our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived, true story bro. so come on and join us for the most insane minecraft experience ever!!! #F16s4life #pigcliffrider

Pixel Retraction: Top Scientist Server

academic misconduct, academic publishing, citation analysis, citation manipulation, citation patterns, citation practices, citations, database, Ethics, papers, PIXEL, publication, research, research misconduct, retracted papers, Retraction, Retractions, scholarly publishing, scientific integrity, scientist, scientists, self-citation rates, Server, Top, top-cited

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	159
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where over 8,000 of the top scientists are running around, causing chaos and mayhem. These crazy scientists have retracted papers left and right, but that just makes them more interesting!

Join our server and witness the madness for yourself. Watch as these scientists self-cite like there’s no tomorrow and publish papers like they’re going out of style. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have a server full of retracted papers and wild scientists?

So come on down and join the fun! Who knows what kind of crazy experiments and shenanigans you’ll get into on this wacky server. Don’t miss out on the action, join now!

The Lab

Craftoria, Discord, Dynmap, Events, Fabric, FireTick, game mode, germany, HARD, Head Database, Lab, location, Minigames, Modpack, proximity voice chat, Render Distance, Server, shopping district, Simulation Distance, smp, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9601
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Enchantments Applied:	51
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

The Lab Minecraft Server

General Info:

Current Version	1.21.4 – mostly vanilla/fabric
Server Location	Germany
Render Distance	10
Simulation Distance	10
Game Mode	Hard
World Border	12,5k x 12,5k
FireTick	On (usually)

Features:

Head Database (/head)
Dynmap
Discord/Minecraft Chat Integration
Proximity Voice Chat
Armor statues

Join Us:

If this all sounds like something for you, please join us on discord here and fill out an application.

FAQ:

1. How often does the server restart?

The server restarts rarely and there are no plans to reset the map anytime soon.

2. Is there a shopping district on the server?

Yes, we have a shopping district centered around spawn for all your shopping needs.

3. Can I host my own events or minigames on the server?

Absolutely! You can join events or minigames being held throughout the year, or even host your own.

4. Is there a modded server available?

Alongside our vanilla SMP, we also run a modded server using the Craftoria modpack. More information can be found upon joining.

Wanderlust Realm 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventure, Exercise, Exploring, fresh air, Go for a walk, health benefits, leisure walk, mental health, mindfulness, nature walk, outdoor activities, physical activity, Realm, Relaxation, see this, self-care, SightSeeing, stress relief, walk, Wanderlust, well-being, what to do

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	572
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Ores Mined:	8342
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18

This Minecraft server is like going for a walk and stumbling upon a magical realm where pigs fly and creepers dance the cha-cha. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and questionable life choices. You’ll never look at a blocky world the same way again!

GrannyCraft Minecraft Server

bachelors degree, comfort, decision, discussion, family, Father, grandchildren, grandchildren’s future, grandmother, GrannyCraft, INDEPENDENCE, Inheritance, Legacy, Minecraft, MONEY, new year’s eve, parents, Rent, Server, STUDIES, ungrateful, wealth

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	877
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Are you tired of living under your parent’s roof like a peasant? Do you dream of finally spreading your wings and flying into the world of independence? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual kingdom, just like you’ve always dreamed. And the best part? You might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that will make you the richest player in the game!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who will guide you on your quest for glory. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim your rightful place as the ruler of this virtual realm?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your epic journey to greatness. And remember, accepting the money in-game is never a bad thing – it’s all part of the game!

WeddingCrasherCraft

bachelorette party, Bridesmaid, bridezilla, cakes, cultural ceremonies, Cultural differences, emotional drain, friendship, hair, maid of honor, makeup, micromanaging, professional makeup, sister of the bride, Wedding, wedding day, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding photos, wedding planning, WeddingCrasherCraft

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3541
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchantments Applied:	144	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Divine Spears Created:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Star Shards Collected:	195

Are you tired of boring weddings where the bride is the only shining star? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can be the center of attention on your special day!

Imagine a world where you can have professional hair and makeup done, only to be overshadowed by the bride who will micromanage your every move. But wait, there’s more! You can also be accused of trying to outshine the bride just by doing your own makeup because waiting for the artist is so last season.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be yelled at, mocked, and emotionally drained by the bride herself. And who needs group pictures with the bride anyway? It’s her day, not yours!

Join our server now and experience the wedding of a lifetime, where drama and chaos are guaranteed!

LootGuruMC SMP

advice, Experience, growth mindset., hindsight, important lesson, knowledge, learn, life lessons, Life skills, LootGuruMC, Maturity, personal development, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, smp, Sooner, wisdom, wish

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	564
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s the most lit place ever! We have a secret underground club where we throw parties with all the mobs in the game, it’s wild! Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to dance to disco music, he’s the life of the party.

But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether and the End, it’s a crazy ride that will make you scream like a little baby! And don’t even get me started on our diamond mine, it’s so rich that even Herobrine is jealous.

So come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, you won’t regret it! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a lot of snacks, because things tend to get a little wacky around here. Let’s goooooo!

CraftyTariffHoards

Canadian, Chinese, Consumer, CraftyTariffHoards, Decision making, Economy, global trade, Goods, Hoarding, Impact, Imports, inflation, Mexican, Prices, savings, shopping, Stockpile, strategy, Tariffs, Trade, trump

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2329
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Towns Built:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of dealing with real-world politics and tariffs? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you need to worry about hoarding is diamonds! Forget about Trump and his crazy tariffs, on our server, the only thing getting taxed is creepers trying to blow up your house. Join us now and build your own diamond fortress before the prices skyrocket due to imaginary tariffs imposed by the Ender Dragon. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you won’t have to worry about international trade wars in our blocky world!

TubercraftWarDodgers

avoidance, avoidance tactics, Conflict, conscription, Deceit, Deception, Evasion, Fake, health, Illness, international relations, military deployment, military service, North Korea, North Koreans, Politics, russia war, strategy, Trickery, TubercraftWarDodgers, Tuberculosis

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2234
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Dragon Scales Harvested:	116	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Yo, so like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got North Koreans fakin’ tuberculosis to dodge goin’ to war in Russia! Can you believe it? Join us and be part of this wild adventure where anything can happen! Build epic bases, mine for diamonds, and maybe even start a fake disease epidemic to avoid your responsibilities! It’s gonna be lit, fam! Join now and let’s get this party started!

Lava City Blaze Out

air quality, Blaze, california wildfires, city, climate change, climate crisis, Deforestation, disaster preparedness, emergency management, emergency response, environmental degradation, environmental impact, extreme weather events, fire prevention, global warming, heatwaves, increased likelihood, lava, Los Angeles, natural disasters, spread, urban areas, wildfire disaster

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9651
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where we set the world on fire just like Los Angeles! Climate change be makin’ everything hot and spicy, so why not join us and burn it all down in blocky fashion? We got flaming pigs, lava water slides, and a volcano that erupts every hour on the hour! It’s a hot mess of fun, so grab your pickaxe and come on over before the world burns down for real!