Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a potion of slowness? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco where even the Ender Dragon likes to get down.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. Rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond chicken hidden in our world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make Minecraft great again… or at least weirder than a block of cheese in a desert temple!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 104/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 16
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • MissileCraft: StandTogether

    MissileCraft: StandTogether
    lol come join our server before Iran nukes us all, we need to stick together in Minecraft to survive the impending doom! Build a bunker, gather resources, and fight off creepers while we wait for the missile to hit! Who needs real life when you can escape to our server and pretend like everything is fine? Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds safe from the impending apocalypse. Don’t miss out on the end of the world party, join now!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Ores Mined: 9606
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • MindCraft: Brain Banter

    MindCraft: Brain Banter
    So, like, imagine this totally rad Minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the moonwalk. Yeah, you heard me right! Not only that, but the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your best friends. Plus, every time you mine a diamond, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes. And get this, the zombies throw the best dance parties in town, complete with disco balls and glow sticks. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans that await you on this server. So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Mines Excavated: 2010
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Meteorites Collected: 4

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • InkCraft: Not What You Inked!

    InkCraft: Not What You Inked!
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got tattoo inks from Europe that are totally mislabeled! And get this, some of them have banned ingredients! It’s like a wild ride for your skin, bro!

    We did some analysis on the green and blue tattoo inks, and like, 9 out of 10 of them straight up violate regulations! It’s like the bad boys of the tattoo world, breaking all the rules and stuff.

    And don’t even get me started on the U.S. tattoo inks we got! Like, 45 out of 54 inks don’t match what’s on the label! It’s like a mystery box of ink, you never know what you’re gonna get!

    So come join our server and get inked up in the most unpredictable way possible! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Divine Spears Created: 27
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 29 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 4

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Arduous Journey: Where Minecraft Enjoyment Goes to Die… but in a Fun Way! โ›๏ธ

    Arduous Journey: Where Minecraft Enjoyment Goes to Die… but in a Fun Way! โ›๏ธ
    Arduous Journey <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/flavor/grocery-store-theory/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Arduous Journey Minecraft Server

    Brief Overview:

    Description Arduous Journey is a challenging Modpack server with custom mods, datapacks, multiple bosses, good performance, and unique gameplay mechanics.
    Playerbase Small playerbase started two weeks ago, looking for more players to join the fun.
    PVP PVP allowed with rules in place to ensure fairness and respect among players.
    Server Times 12pm to 1am EST | 5pm to 6am BST | 9am to 10pm PDT | 6pm-7am CEST
    Links Modpack Link
    Discord: Join Discord

    FAQ

    What is Arduous Journey?

    It is everything you expect in a Modpack, then more. Custom mods & datapacks, multiple bosses, good performance, difficulty increasing over time based on in-game progression, and unique mobs and mechanics.

    Is the server active?

    The server playerbase is small but growing, looking for more players to join the fun.

    Are there rules for PVP?

    Yes, PVP is allowed but with set rules to ensure fair gameplay such as no offline raiding or stealing land.

    Are there specific server times?

    Server Times: 12pm to 1am EST | 5pm to 6am BST | 9am to 10pm PDT | 6pm-7am CEST

    Where can I find more information and join the server?

    You can find the Modpack Link and join the Discord here.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Divine Spears Created: 23
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 7

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than accidentally becoming a prostitute in Japan! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this insane story. Explore our virtual world and see what surprises await you around every corner. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a bathtub with a mysterious stranger, but hopefully without the awkward aftermath. So come join us for a gaming experience that’s as unpredictable as life itself, but with way more blocky graphics and creepers. See you there!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Dimension Hops: 14
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

    I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP
    Tired of feeling like a background character in someone else’s love story? Join our Minecraft SMP and become the main character of your own epic adventure! No more scrolling through social media feeling invisible – on our server, you’ll be treated like royalty by our community of players who will worship the ground you walk on (virtually, of course).

    Forget about those perfect girls with their perfect boyfriends – on our server, you’ll find love and acceptance from fellow players who appreciate you for exactly who you are. Who needs a real-life boyfriend when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend who will build you a castle and slay dragons for you?

    So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the mundane reality of being unnoticed and unappreciated, and join our Minecraft SMP where you’ll be the star of the show. Because here, everyone is good enough, cute enough, smart enough, and interesting enough – especially you!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4003 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • CraftyGFs BdayArtGate

    CraftyGFs BdayArtGate
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all forms of art, even the most… unique ones! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of hanging up a print of your girlfriend’s ass and legs on your virtual walls. Our server is a safe space for all kinds of artwork, no matter how borderline creepy it may seem to others.

    But beware, if you’re not willing to embrace the intimacy of having a nude painting in your virtual home, you might just end up making your girlfriend cry and being labeled as an ungrateful asshole. Don’t worry though, she can always hang up her masterpiece at her place in our server!

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride of artistic expression and emotional turmoil. Who knows, you might even find yourself appreciating the beauty of a well-placed butt print on a canvas. Just remember, in our server, anything goes… even if it leaves your parents questioning your life choices.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 12
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 37 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • MineTimeMachine

    MineTimeMachine
    Hey there, young Minecraft enthusiast! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right!

    Join our server and you’ll never look back. We’ve got a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted forests where the trees sing show tunes.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Trust us, your younger self would thank you for it!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Dimension Hops: 6 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • PlaintextCraft – $101M Passwords

    PlaintextCraft – $101M Passwords
    LOL THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN META WOULD BE JEALOUS! THEY GOT FINED $101 MILLION FOR STORING PASSWORDS IN PLAINTEXT, BUT WE DON’T DO THAT HERE! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH A MINECRAFT WORLD FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, DRAGONS, AND DANCING LLAMAS! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO AWESOME, THEY MAKE THE CREEPERS CRY WITH THEIR MAD BUILDING SKILLS. COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY WE’RE THE TALK OF THE BLOCK!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Zombie Dances: 0

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Dad’s Booze Before Birth = Bad Mouse Face

    Dad’s Booze Before Birth = Bad Mouse Face
    lol so like, u know how ur dad drinks a lot of beer and stuff? well turns out, if he drinks too much before u were even born, u could end up lookin like a weird mouse in minecraft. like, ur face could be all messed up and ur brain could be all wonky. but hey, on the bright side, u could join our server and fit right in with all the other mouse-faced players! come join us for a wild time and see if u can build a house without ur brain defect getting in the way! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • The Chunky Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server

    The Chunky Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on #179 “Vamvagah” for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a touch of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

    Once upon a time, a group of unicorns invaded our server and started a dance party that lasted for days. The players were so mesmerized by their moves that they couldn’t help but join in and show off their best dance moves too. It was a sight to behold!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with nothing but their beaks. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the chicken-built castle that rivals even the most skilled player’s creations.

    So why wait? Join us on #179 “Vamvagah” for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 20 Crops Grown: 4330
    New Chunks Explored: 555698 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • ๐ŸŒ™ Moonthly Cow Thread Minecraft SMP ๐Ÿ„

    ๐ŸŒ™ Moonthly Cow Thread Minecraft SMP ๐Ÿ„
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the beauty of bovine women in all their glory! Join us for a udderly ridiculous time as we explore the world of Minecraft with a twist – everything is cow-themed!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to posting sexy cow women and things transforming into hot cow babes? It’s like a weird and wonderful dream come true!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a legendary cow goddess who grants wishes to those who can milk her sacred cows. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of the Big Milk Edition SMP?

    So come on down and join us for a MOO-velous adventure unlike any other. Just remember, things may get a little cheesy, but that’s all part of the fun!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Alien Abductions: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Towns Built: 6
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 59 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • CousinClash Minecraft Server

    CousinClash Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of unwanted house guests overstaying their welcome? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any pesky relatives causing trouble. Plus, our virtual world has no room for drama llamas, only friendly players looking to have a good time. So say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a stress-free gaming experience on our server!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 23 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • NoKidzLeftBehindMC

    NoKidzLeftBehindMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your real-life problems? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the stress of being the primary breadwinner and dealing with a partner who thinks your free time is their lucky draw to sleep in!

    Join us and experience a world where the only tasks you have to worry about are mining for diamonds and building epic structures. No more arguments about who should do the laundry or take the kids to school – on our server, the only thing you’ll be arguing about is who has the coolest castle!

    So come on down to our server and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind. Who needs a partner who can’t even take care of their own laundry when you can have a whole community of players who just want to have a good time? Join us now and start living your best blocky life!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • FirstTimeNoob – Minecraft SMP

    FirstTimeNoob – Minecraft SMP
    Oh, let me tell you about the wildest Minecraft SMP out there! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether, with twists and turns that will leave you screaming with excitement.

    Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, daring escapes from lava-filled caves, and hilarious pranks that will have you laughing until you cry.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring good luck to all who find it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Pig will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Potions Brewed: 165 Mythical Quests Completed: 32
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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