Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t cut it anymore? Well, look no further because our server is here to absolutely BTFO all the others!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, flying pigs, and dancing villagers. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your pickaxe ready for some epic mining adventures.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

ValhallaMC

Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

The Nest SMP

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Looking for a welcoming oasis in the vast Minecraft universe? Look no further!Join The Nest SMP today and experience Minecraft at its finest—an inclusive and vibrant community that celebrates diversity and offers endless possibilities for every player.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Franks PokePark

Economy, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Frank’s PokéPark, a Cobblemon SMP. We offer custom ranks, exciting weekly tournaments, a friendly community, and much more. Our pride lies in involving our community in every aspect of the game and beyond, ensuring that you have a memorable experience. We are proud to be a free-to-play server that never compromises on fairness by adopting a pay-to-win model. Come join us at Frank’s PokéPark, where your opinion matters and your enjoyment is our top priority.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Animals Bred:	163	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Lotus Network

Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Lotus Minecraft. Lotus is a gaming community where everyone can join and play games with each other and make new friends. Chat with them, play games together and much more. Lotus Minecraft server is hosted for everyone to have fun together in Minecraft. This community is an Indian community but other countries are always welcome too.About Lotus Minecraft Server Lotus Minecraft server is a survival server with lots of custom features. We got SlimeFun, mcMMO, Custom Enchants and many more custom fun features which will enhance your survival multiplayer experience. We got different Game Modes like, Bedwars, minigames, skyblock etc. More features, coming soon.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

ApexPvP

Factions, PvP, Raiding

ApexPvP is a 1.20 Network with Factions, Cannon Testing and much more to come! We have tons of custom features, events and more to provide you with a unique experience where you can compete and have fun!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PumpkinSMP

Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The PumpkinSMP community is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support.PumpkinSMP is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe.Servers are on 1.17.1 through 1.19+– Experience the true feel of an SMP!– play.pumpkinsmp.eu.orgBedrock: IP: play.pumpkinsmp.eu.org Port: 25577

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Players Killed by Monsters:	7899
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Towns Built:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

WildWood SMP

Earth, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

WildWood SMP is a brand new SMP-based server! We plan on becoming a one-stop network for all and any SMP gameplay desires! Here’s what we’ve got so far:• Lifesteal SMP – Build your base, kill players and collect their hearts! But don’t run out of hearts, or you’ll be punished!• Earth SMP (COMING SOON) – Survival Minecraft but with a map that mirrors planet Earth!• SMP (COMING SOON) – Easy, Simple, and relaxing Minecraft SMP!We allow both Java and Bedrock players to join! IP: wildwoodsmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

unGODLY SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

As part of the unGODLY series, this server is similar to its previous counterpart in that its primary focus is giving power to the players while still allowing for a significant degree of challenge and difficulty. Hostile mobs are much stronger and faster, but players are given better tools, abilities, and opportunities in order to properly combat them.This server has many plugins – far too many to name – and so there is most certainly something for everyone.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Falling into the Void:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Legend of the Wild

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

We are a new survival server with economy, jobs, mcmmo and more. Check us out! We use grief prevention/claims plugin to keep your builds safe!. We aim to provide quality of life updates as well as make the game more involved and fun: More /Jobs! More Fish! More Enchants! More Crafting! More Potions! Custom Loot! More Tags! More Crates! Custom Monsters! Custom Bosses! Custom World Generation (The Wild) More ways to earn rewards in game than ever before! We are currently OPEN to new users. Thanks for stopping by to check us out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Ozryn Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

OzrynSMP is a semi-vanilla SMP. We are running several plugins designed to make your Minecraft experience just a bit better! We are now offering the choice of either 1.8 or 1.9 Combat Mechanics! Our plugins include, but are not limited to, Grief Prevention, TreeGravity, SilkSpawners and Player Warps. We have a ready made XP farm for players to use upon joining too. One of our best features is our different reward crates. The keys can be earned through voting or purchased on our store (shop.ozrynmc.net). We are currently a small but very close server and we would love to have some new friends join us!SERVER IP: play.ozryn.com Sever Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19137 Server Port [Java]: 25714

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Endless Night Skies:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

AetherConquest

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Aether Conquest is a server based on a custom gamemode with custom-coded features; the closest category being a “box server”. However, unlike box servers, we offer tons of extra content, such as a level system, custom crafting system, boss spawns, unique and dynamic PvP systems, and more! We plan to keep updating Xanatos with more exclusive features as time goes on!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Holy Grails Found:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Hemisphere Survival

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server with QOL/Performance Datapacks and Mods, including Simple Voice Chat. Friendly Community for anyone who loves Minecraft as much as we do. No plots or protection size limits. Creativity is always encouraged.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	262	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

AusGG

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

AusGG is an Australian Minecraft Network which features variety of different game modes.The current servers are: AussieSMP – A whitelisted application survival server with features to improve quality of life for players such as claims, shops and basic teleports. Aussie Creative – A whitelisted creative server for players to build on.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

DrakesCraft Network

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Network DrakesCraft Java and Bedrock always active, 24 hours a day Ip: mc.drakescraft.net Bedrock port: 25565 Versions from 1.18 to 1.20.X Modalities: – Survival 1.20.X Slimefun Custom With many enchantments, more than 8 thousand items (slimefun, 100% technical plugin to create minerals, and its expansions). Use of optifine is recommended In this server community we have plugins for: -protections -Great variety of strong mobs and bosses -custom items and enchantments. -slimefun Discord https://discord.gg/nZgQgbRx6A

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mines Excavated:	1067	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

HalfastMC UHC Survival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock Edition and Pocket Edition – IP: play.halfastmc.com PORT: 19132The average player CAN NOT SURVIVE playing 5 minutes on THIS server! The Minecraft server HalfastMC is an Ultra Hardcore Vanilla Minecraft Server – Hard Mode Survival with no natural regeneration. Players have to use potions, beacons, apples, etc to regenerate health. Monsters spawn more often and hit much harder. Unlike other servers, players won’t be banned from the server after death. Commands like teleport are very limited, to add more of a challenge to your experience. The server is also very strongly against pay to win, so you won’t see any premium packages for overpowered items.HalfastMC has a semi-active community, filled with people who have been active for many years, and some players that joined very recently. Most of the community is a mature audience, so join and chat at your own discretion. HalfastMC is the perfect place for players who love survival Minecraft but think it’s way too easy. Join the Discord community using this link: https://discord.gg/REGwfwRe6d , or play on the server now using the IP address play.halfastmc.com , or visit our website at www.halfastmc.com. (This server is a direct descendant of DRAGONHOLLOW / Dragon Hollow – If you used to play there, we play here now!)

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Ores Mined:	9972	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Crops Grown:	8315
Meteorites Collected:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!