Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the wackiest, craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Or how about a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger hidden deep within the mines?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive rainbow unicorn herd that you can ride into battle against evil zombie llamas. And don’t forget about our exclusive disco party every Friday night in the Nether realm!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride of insanity and hilarity that you won’t find anywhere else! Trust us, you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing Minecraft!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Dragons Tamed:	3	Magic Items Found:	1576

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Villages Defended:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5766
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Void Gems Collected:	16	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Runes Activated:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Dragons Tamed:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Void Gems Collected:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4401	Secret Passages Found:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Divine Spears Created:	23
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Void Gems Collected:	26	Star Shards Collected:	209

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106
Divine Spears Created:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	332	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Mines Excavated:	4717

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Farms Harvested:	759	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Animals Bred:	176	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Runes Activated:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Animals Bred:	79	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Towns Built:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.