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NoobToProMinecraftSMP

beginner experiences, beginner’s mindset, hobby exploration, hobby journey, hobby revelations, hobby surprises, hobby transformation, learning curve, new skills, NoobToProMinecraftSMP, personal growth, Self Discovery, skill development, Starting from scratch, unexpected challenges, unexpected discoveries, unexpected insights, unexpected learning, unexpected lessons

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1700
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dimension Hops:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Gods Slained:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I started playing and I learned that if you punch a tree, you can get wood! Can you believe it? I had no idea trees were hiding wood inside them this whole time!

But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKindness

acts of goodwill, appreciation, compassion, CraftyKindness, Generosity, gratefulness, heartwarming moments., Kindness, kindness changes lives., kindness is contagious, kindness matters, kindness never forgotten, kindness of strangers, memorable acts, positive impact, random acts of kindness, selfless deeds, small acts of kindness, spreading love, touching experiences, unforgettable gestures

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9736
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Villages Defended:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Divine Spears Created:	16	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Have you ever had someone build a giant statue of you made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of having virtual strangers shower you with gifts and praise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs real-life kindness when you can have pixelated extravagance? Join now and bask in the glory of being worshipped like a Minecraft deity!

SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

ALERT, British, Counter-terror, extremism, high alert, homeland security, intelligence, ISIS supporters, Jihadi, jihadi attacks, law enforcement, Monitoring, national security, Police, Prevention, radicalization, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, threat, uk, vigilance

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3005
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	121
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4543
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7009	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Emeralds Found:	2609

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1330
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Votes:	7581
Zombie Dances:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	982
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Meteorites Collected:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Votes:	8752	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Divine Spears Created:	25
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8330
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	780	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2877

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7263
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	295	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6959
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Divine Spears Created:	22

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

1.20.6, 19, baddazzkitty, bills, DESPERATE, female, femme, financial assistance, financial struggle, financial support, help needed, kik, kik username, money trouble, needs to pay rent, Paying, Rent, rent help, rent payment, seeking help, snapchat, snapchatsweeterlickss, willing to do anything, young adult

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2085
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	597	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Love Letters Sent:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Fraudulent Minecraft SMP Mastermind

#youtube, controversy, criminal, debate, Deception, dishonesty, doubt, Ethics, fraud, fraudulent, gray area, illegal, investigation, law, Legality, mastermind, Minecraft, question.., scam, skepticism, smp, suspicious, Unethical, Video

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7063
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!

GiggleCraft: No Kicks for Loud Laughs

acceptance, advocacy, autism, children, compassion, discrimination, Empathy, family, GiggleCraft, Giggling, inclusion, kicks, laughs, loud, Moana, movie theater, neurodiversity, non verbal, parenting, parenting challenges, sensory issues, special needs, stigma, Understanding

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4110
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh and giggle all you want without judgment? Look no further! Join our server for a Moana-themed adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!

CraftyKidz

“Youth, advice, aging, CraftyKidz, hindsight, life choices, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, Nostalgia, past mistakes, personal growth, regrets, Reminiscing, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, time travel, wisdom, wish fulfillment, Wishful thinking

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6092
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7921
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Do you wish you built a roller coaster in your backyard when you were younger? Well, now you can fulfill that childhood dream on our Minecraft server! Join us and create the most epic roller coaster the virtual world has ever seen. Who needs a boring old backyard when you can have a roller coaster that goes through lava pits and over giant mountains? Let your inner child run wild and join us today!

Assad’s Torture Minecraft Server

Abuse, Assad, Assads, Conflict, Dictatorship, HUMAN RIGHTS, Memories, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, palestinians, political prisoners, Refugees, ruined homes, Server, Suffering, Syria, testimonies, torture, Trauma, violence, War

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8405
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	30

Yo, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the buildings are all messed up like those ruined homes in Palestine. But don’t worry, we ain’t talkin’ bout no sad stuff like Assad’s torture, we talkin’ bout epic adventures and wild shenanigans!

Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!

Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!

CraftyTrudeauDownfall

Canadian government, Canadian politics, CraftyTrudeauDownfall, Crisis, Defeat, Downfall, election, Government, key ally, leadership, Liberal party, lose power, opposition, political alliance, political turmoil, political upheaval, power struggle, prime minister, Topple, trudeau, Vote of No Confidence

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9609
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, trudeau is losing power and stuff, but, like, you can totally gain power on this server, bro. like, our key ally is, like, a total boss and is gonna help you topple all the other players. it’s gonna be, like, a total showdown, dude. join now and become the ruler of this crazy minecraft world. trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

Players:	91/100	Votes:	4682
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ores Mined:	3065
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3