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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that have the creativity of a potato? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in a creeper-infested jungle! Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and engage in epic dance battles with the Ender Dragon. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing until you cry (or until you fall into a pit of lava, whichever comes first). So why join our server? Because where else can you find a group of players who have mastered the art of building giant toilets out of obsidian? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Magmasurge

We are Magmasurge. A Brony / Pony and Bionicle Themed server. We also have worlds for normal miners, Hardcore worlds, a few differently styled creative worlds, a Mata-nui, mob arenas, Economy, and more! Come check us out!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

efCraftSurvival

PvE, Survival

Welcome to the efCraft Survival server.

Griefing, stealing, PVPing is not allowed.

We will have a Points system, which is run by enjin. Because of this we encourage everyone to register for our enjin site at efcraft.enjin.com

If you cannot register, then ask an admin to add you.

Thank you for coming and have a great time in game!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

RedBladePvP

RedBlade PVP Is an epic factions pvp server! There is MCMmo and combat log! We also have auctions and many more! I can ensure you that this server has lots of potential and we just need players to proove it! JOIN NOW

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Towns Built:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Globcraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Globcraft! Towny/Economy We’ve been in Minecraft server hosting longer than most. We like to focus on creating a fun experience for players! We’re constantly improving!

We know what we’re doing! Here at Globcraft, you have a dedicated staff team and a great community. We provide quick updates when new versions of Minecraft come out. Unlike many servers, we’re knowledgeable in managing servers. We’ve been around for over a year and plan to be here plenty longer!

Smooth! We stride to provide a stable, low lag, Minecraft experience. We try to rollout fixes as quickly as possible and extensively test our setup before adding any new features. We want you to have the smoothest experience possible!

Feature packed! We use the popular plugins that you’re familiar with: Towny, McMMO, and so on. We also use some lesser known plugins as well as custom plugins to make for a well-rounded and unique experience! Globcraft has a lively and functional player to player Economy. We’ve also just recently launched an OP Factions server!

Growth! We like growing! Plans are in place to expand to add a Creative Server! There are also plenty of updates to come for the Towny Server! We’re lucky to have such a great community and look forward to seeing it grow.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

instapvp {factions} {pvp}

Welcome to Instapvp,

InstaPVP is a good looking server where the goal is to kill players and raid their bases! Hacking is abolutely “not” allowed!

We have:

Faction’s, Huge Spawn, Drop Party’s on 15+ players, Vote plugin, Donations, InstaSoup, And a lot more, Join today, more then 850 people joined already! Have Fun !

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SORB

Sorb Vanilla : mc.sorbmc.com

No lag, Up 24/7 , Friendly Staff, lots of plugin, Mini Games

Main Has Creative Portal, Grief World Portal, Mini Games Portal.

JOIN SORB FOR AMAZING ADVENTURES.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

2tx

Factions

2tx.org – Factions PvP

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

RAS SkyBlock

The best Spanish-speaking Skyblock server. We also have a Cities at War server and another Survival server. What are you waiting for!!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

AireCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: play.airecraft.co.uk:25572 Come and join our friendly active community. We host a 24h dedicated server with helpful Admins.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

VOIDCRAFT FULLPVP

Server name: VOIDCRAFT FULLPVP Site do server: http://voidcraft.com.br Forum do server: http://voidcraft.com.br/forum/ Post do server no MCBR: http://www.minecraft…napaintballvip/ Ip: pvp.voidcraft.com.br TS3: ts.voidcraft.com.br Server slots: It has capacity for up to 200 players, but I left it at 100 to optimize the server Media of players on: Morning 50 afternoon 90 to 100 Staff: Always present from 9 am until midnight, there are always directors on! Events: Yes, several rounds of events every 3 hours such as death race, death climb, frog, pvp event, x1, maze, and gladiator every Saturday! VIP system: YES with unattractive VIPs and great benefits REGION: Yes, we have 2 cities, one for members and one for VIPs where they can build houses, shops and clan bases. CLAN: Yes we use simpleclans to manage this.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Zuma | Faction PVP

ZumaCraft is a brand new Faction PVP server that’s gunno be around for a while so why not join us? 🙂

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

MineSecure

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

MineSecure is one of the #1 Dutch servers (formerly called AdSecure)

It’s a no lag server focusing on survival, with a great community.

Head into a teleported and start exploring. We have a Creative world, a Survival/Towny world (including the nether and end) and some Minigames aswell

Non-pvp, Grief-free and Family friendly!

If you haven’t already, join now (use 1.8.x)!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Wive server

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MendozaCraft

MendozaCraft started off as being a private server ran locally for just myself and my kids and has since grown into a fully hosted and community driven minecraft experience. We strive to provide a little bit of everything in order to provide something for everyone. Get tired of playing Survival in the main world? Just take one of the many portals leading to other worlds! Feel like playing some Paintball? You can do that! Feel like Having a boat race with some friends? You can do that too! At the moment we feature the following:

Main World – Survival 1 Creative World 1 Adventure World – Enhanced with Monster Apocalypse 1 Skylands World 1 Paintball World 1 Parkour Challenge World 1 “Fun” Amusement Park World 1 PvP World 1 Spleef Arena 2 PvP Arenas (Team Deathmatch and Team CTF) The Dropper Challenge World

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Mines Excavated:	3543
Dragons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Block Hermit

Economy, PvE, Survival

No Whitelist No Grief Build right away

We are a hermit style Survival Multiplayer Server running semi-vanilla. Inspired by HermitCraft, our server grants players the freedom to work alone or work in a group. Our minimal plugins allow players to build many chunks away from each other yet still be able to visit each other within seconds! We are currently running Craftconomy3, Stables, Griefprevention, and Population Density for plugins. The server is pvp enabled but encourages cooperative play.

What is “Hermit Style”? A hermit is a recluse living off on his own and finding his own means of survival. Think of it like playing single player survival but being able to play cooperatively with other players when you need something you can’t find on your own or just being able to chat with others. Of course, this is completely optional and you may build with others as long as they want to build with you.

What does “semi-vanilla” mean? Semi-vanilla servers are basically like vanilla servers with minor plugins. This means that you will be able to play with no plugins/mods on your end and the gameplay experience from your own vanilla game will be similar to the one on the server. Our plugins are installed specifically for you to enjoy playing as vanilla as possible with grief protection and anti-out-resourcing.

Who are the OPs? We have no OP/admins! Our server features seniors who are players just like you. This is to create a more ‘player-friendly’ environment and to lessen the frequent ‘I wanna be OP’ messages. Our Seniors are all also playing on survival like any other player so it will be impossible to get non-legitimate items/blocks.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.