Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Towns Built: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of the world, when suddenly you stumble upon a magical thread that leads you to a secret advice center. The players there will give you tips on how to improve your blocky appearance and become the most stylish miner in all the land.
But beware, if you don’t follow their advice, your thread may mysteriously disappear before you can list all the surgeries you need. It’s a cutthroat world out there, but with the right guidance, you can become the most fashionable player on the server.
So come join us and start your journey to looksmaxx perfection! Who knows, you may even uncover some hidden secrets along the way.
