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Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 2018 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 50 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 3324 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Join our server for a chance to witness the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. We also have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves, let me tell you.
But the real reason to join our server? We have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to turn into a block of cheese for 10 minutes. Trust me, it’s a gouda time.
So come on over and join the fun! Just be prepared for some truly twisted adventures, both in-game and anatomically.