Blocky Bag Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and creepers breakdance. Our server is like a circus on steroids, with surprises waiting around every corner.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here, challenging players to dance battles instead of fights.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just end up riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon this server and were immediately greeted by a gang of OG players who showed them the ropes. They were so impressed by the epic builds and wild adventures that they couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there are secret treasure chests hidden throughout the server, filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted gear. Will you be the lucky player to uncover these hidden riches?

And let’s not forget about the legendary Paula, the server’s resident expert in all things Minecraft. She’s always ready to lend a helping hand and show you the best mining spots, the coolest redstone contraptions, and the most epic PvP battles.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you? But one thing’s for sure, you won’t be disappointed!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	48	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Sunbeam Jesus Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that are as exciting as a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense parkour challenges on top of lava lakes, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama rodeo competition – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

But that’s not all – we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-studded armor. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure of the lost potato kingdom.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the adventure of a lifetime? Come on over and see why everyone is saying, “Forget about that other server, this is where the real fun is at!”

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

FieldTripFiasco Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more organized than this chaotic field trip? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with surprises at every turn!

We promise: – No last-minute surprises like buses showing up hours late – Plenty of food for all players, no small snacks here! – Parents are always welcome, no kicking you out of the cafeteria – And best of all, no crying kids left behind!

Join now for a smooth and exciting Minecraft experience unlike any other! Who needs field trips when you can have the ultimate virtual adventure with us? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

LockdownLolsMC

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Are you tired of boring English classes and lockdown drills that make you question your survival skills? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, the only lockdown you’ll experience is when you’re building your epic fortress to protect yourself from creepers and zombies!

Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a virtual world where you can unleash your inner warrior and build the ultimate shelter. No more sobbing classmates or intercom mishaps, just pure adrenaline-pumping fun!

So come on, join our server and show everyone that you have what it takes to survive and thrive in the craziest Minecraft world out there. Who needs English class drama when you can have explosive adventures and epic battles right at your fingertips? Let’s craft and conquer together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SpeedyOface Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from finding diamonds? Well, look no further! Our server is known for giving players the fastest orgasms of their lives – and no, we’re not talking about in-game achievements. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, where you never know what kind of pleasure (or pain) awaits around the corner. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate climax in Minecraft!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Enchantments Applied:	205
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CraftyNoobz

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Have you ever wondered what it would be like to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden apples? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place where all your wildest dreams come true!

Join us and experience the thrill of building a roller coaster that goes straight through a volcano, or challenge your friends to a game of chicken where the loser has to jump into a pit of lava. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon and using it to terrorize the villagers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be brave enough to face the Blocktopus and emerge victorious?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Minecraft Uzbekistan

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Exploration, Explore, Fun, Gaming, java, mmorpg, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, PvP, role playing, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Uzbekistan, Vanilla, virtual

A free minecraft server from Uzbek boy. Maintain mutual respect throughout the game. Your things born of death will not be lost.

Create, Build, Enjoy!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Dragons Tamed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Mega Mango

Band, Datapacks, Discord, Mega Mango, Minecraft, moderation tools, Music, PvE, PvP, QoL tweaks, Server, Survival, Vanilla

Official server for the Mega Mango band, come vibe to awesome music and play vanilla survival with minor QOL tweaks

Minor Vanilla Tweaks datapacks and moderation tools are added, join the mega mango discord for more information

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Endless Night Skies:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Battle Brits Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and experience epic battles on the high seas just like the Battle of Jutland! Choose your side – British or German – and command your fleet of battleships, battlecruisers, and pre-dreadnoughts (because who doesn’t love a good pre-dreadnought, amirite?).

With a whopping 37 vs 21 ship advantage for the British, you’ll feel like a true naval commander as you strategize and outmaneuver your opponents. And don’t forget about the smaller vessels – with 114 vs 72, the British fleet will have you feeling like you’re swimming in ships!

Join now for an immersive Minecraft experience that will have you feeling like you’re part of history. Who will come out on top in this epic battle? Only one way to find out – join our server and set sail for victory!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Towns Built:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

& TheMinecraft SMP Ernest

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the legend of Ernest reigns supreme! Who is Ernest, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale as old as time. Legend has it that Ernest was a mighty warrior who once roamed these lands, slaying dragons with a single punch and building towering castles out of diamond blocks. Some say he still haunts the server, leaving cryptic messages like “ErnestWho’s Ernest? Why did he say this?” in his wake. Join us on this epic adventure and maybe, just maybe, you’ll uncover the truth behind Ernest’s mysterious words. But be warned, for the path to greatness is paved with creepers, zombies, and the occasional llama with a bad attitude. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and come join us on the most epic Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PixelPanic Minecraft Server

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lol join our minecraft server cuz we got more drama than a soap opera, fam! we got hostage families getting told no deals, like what even is that?! and Hamas out here hoping for a regional war, like bro, just come play minecraft with us instead! we got so much chaos and craziness, you won’t even believe it! plus, our server is so lit, it’s like the hottest club in town but with creepers and zombies instead of people. come join the fun, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4474	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

HouthisGonnaHateCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have b-2 bombers dropping bombs on iran-backed houthis in yemen!!! it’s like a warzone but with blocks and creepers instead of real explosives!!! join now for the most intense pvp battles you’ve ever seen, and maybe even witness a real-life airstrike in action (in minecraft, of course). who needs peace when you can have chaos and destruction in the virtual world? come join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the madness!!!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Buildings Constructed:	31
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Ores Mined:	7399
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Nitrobenzyl Tag Craft

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LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we use mRNA vaccines to make the best potions in the game! With our new technique using a crazy phosphorylation reagent with a nitrobenzyl group, we can synthesize potions in NO TIME! Say goodbye to side effects and hello to epic gaming adventures! Join now for a wild ride like no other!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Dimension Hops:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Warning

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made by a fan of lapata SMP . Lapata SMP is a cutting-edge solution designed to streamline your workflow and enhance productivity. With its user-friendly interface and powerful features, it simplifies complex tasks, making it perfect for both professionals and casual users. Whether you’re managing projects, collaborating with teams, or analyzing data, Lapata SMP has got you covered. Its seamless integration with existing tools ensures you can hit the ground running without any hassle. Upgrade your efficiency and take control of your projects with Lapata SMP today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	139	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Divine Spears Created:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Patates Junior High School

Becoming Friends, bedrock, Calculation Plugin, calm environment, cheat protection, Cities, Claim Plugin, Cross-Play, Economy, Establishing, friendly environment, Fun, java, Kingdoms, Market system, Medieval Concept, non toxic, piracy support, Roleplay, Rping, Survival, Teams, Whitelist, Xray Protection

PATATES SMP 2. SEZON Potato SMP has started recruiting members again for its new season. If you are looking for a server that is respectful, reliable, mature and has the following features, we invite you to our server:

-Friendly Environment, A nice Survival experience, Fun Environment, RPing when necessary, Kingdoms, teams, cities etc. Establishing, Becoming Friends with Others, Non-Toxic Calm Environment, Medieval Concept, Calculation Plugin, Claim Plugin and Many Plugins -Piracy Support -Market System -Xray Protection -Cheat Protection`

Our server can be played from both Java and Bedrock.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Alien Abductions:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.