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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 97/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected: 88 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Magic Items Found: 2241
Enchantments Applied: 187 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Chaos Gates Opened: 1

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