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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 101/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
Epic Quests Completed: 26 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
Magic Wands Crafted: 21 Astral Amulets Crafted: 25

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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