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Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 8579 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 51 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant whoever finds it the ability to turn into a block of cheese at will.
So come on down and join us for the most absurdly entertaining Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Who needs sexual pleasure when you have exploding chickens and dancing zombies, am I right?