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| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 6882 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 3786 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a dam breach in China but in Minecraft, ya know? we got almost 6,000 people evacuating to join our epic world of blocky goodness. why join, you ask? well, let me tell ya, we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance the cha cha slide, and diamonds that rain from the sky like confetti at a party. plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. so come on over and join the fun, before the dam breaks again and we all float away on a river of tears. #minecraftmadness #joinusnow #blockparty
