Are you tired of family drama and awkward parties? Join our Minecraft server where the only family drama you’ll encounter is when someone steals your diamonds! No need to worry about answering uncomfortable questions or dealing with messy family dynamics. Our server is a safe space for all players to escape reality and build their dream world.

Forget about grounded for weeks or being forced to attend boring parties. On our server, the only thing you’ll be grounded from is flying with your Elytra and the only party you’ll attend is a creeper party (watch out for those explosions!).

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world drama behind. We promise you won’t have to deal with any affair scandals or family feuds here, just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 106/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Meteorites Collected: 4
Endless Night Skies: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP

    OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of 2024! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the most insane challenges and quests, all while wearing top hats and monocles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your riches.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer

    MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise no step-parent drama! Join us and leave all your “adult” problems behind.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about calling anyone other than your in-game buddies your parents. We understand that family dynamics can be complicated, so we keep it simple by focusing on building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Join now and experience the freedom of not having to choose between calling someone your parent or just an adult. Our server is all about fun and games, not family therapy sessions. So come on in and let’s play Minecraft like it’s meant to be played – without any step-family drama!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 13 Potions Brewed: 41
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Enchantments Applied: 108
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 47
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • NoGirlLeftBehindMC

    NoGirlLeftBehindMC
    Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Alien Abductions: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • DumbGeniusMC SMP

    DumbGeniusMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! We have a special area called the “Dunce Corner” where all the self-proclaimed geniuses are sent to build their own little world of delusions. Watch as they try to outsmart each other with their ridiculous builds and over-the-top grandeur. Who will be crowned the king of the Dunce Corner? Join now and find out!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 13 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Billionaire or Bust

    Billionaire or Bust
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

    So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 22 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 9157
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 30

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • PagerWar Minecraft Server

    PagerWar Minecraft Server
    OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • CraftyPrideLand

    CraftyPrideLand
    OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

    But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

    And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

    So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 10 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

    Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land
    so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.

    imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.

    not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.

    so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 446
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Love Letters Sent: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Dingo Den Junior High School

    Dingo Den Junior High School

    Our Story Founded by passionate Minecraft players, Dingo Den SMP was built with the idea of fostering a tight-knit, welcoming community where creativity and collaboration thrive. What started as a small group of friends sharing adventures has grown into a dynamic server full of unique builds, exciting gameplay, and a player-first approach.

    Our goal is simple: to provide a survival multiplayer experience that remains true to Minecraft’s roots while adding new layers of excitement and customization through carefully curated plugins, community-driven events, and a fair economy. We focus on fairness, fun, and friendship, and we believe every player, whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, can find a place in our world.

    WE ARE ACTIVELY LOOKING FOR STAFF

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Gotrix Network

    Gotrix Network

    Welcome to Gotrix Network!

    Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on our server, running on version 1.20+! Choose your path with exciting gamemodes such as: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyGens and KitPvP.

    As a Cracked Server, everyone can join — no minecraft purchase required! We also enforce a strict no-cheating policy to ensure a fair play environment. Join Gotrix Network today and dive into the fun!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 16 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 16 Alien Abductions: 0
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server

    YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. It all started when this crazy bitch’s va decided to peace out to the states because her husband wanted to become a professional wrestler. Can you believe it? But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama and excitement to make up for her absence. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that is as wild as it gets. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness on our Minecraft server today!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Farms Harvested: 545 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Felix Space Minecraft SMP

    Felix Space Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, Felix. Legend has it that he once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And that’s just a regular Tuesday for him!

    Join our server if you want to witness pigs flying, villagers breakdancing, and chickens laying diamonds. Our community is filled with players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find the rarest loot in the game – enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a dragon!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Felix sex today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe, because you never know when you’ll need to mine your way out of a sticky situation.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 75 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Towns Built: 6 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Chimeras Created: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • NoPower Minecraft Server

    NoPower Minecraft Server
    Join our wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the chaos of no electricity! Our players have vowed to fast from electricity while playing, so expect no digital displays, no phones, and definitely no TV screens in sight. Navigation skills are also put to the test, as players must find their way to our server without any help from GPS or maps – prepare to be fashionably late!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the mobs have decided to join in on the fun. You’ll encounter creepers with candles instead of TNT, zombies trying to read books in the dark, and skeletons using glow-in-the-dark arrows. It’s a party like no other, and you’re invited to join in on the madness.

    So come on over and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft without electricity – who needs redstone contraptions when you have the power of imagination (and a few torches)? Don’t miss out on this electrifyingly absurd adventure!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Titanic Battles Fought: 21
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Ores Mined: 1664
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • AutisticSisRageCraft

    AutisticSisRageCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling rivalry and unexpected guests taking over your virtual apartment.

    Experience the thrill of trying to plan a cabin trip with your sister and her new girlfriend, while also dealing with her constantly blaming her actions on her “overwhelming autism.” Will you be able to navigate through the chaos and still have a good time? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

    And don’t worry about rushing your sister to make important decisions, because on our server, we understand that her autism makes her immune to deadlines. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the drama unfold as you try to maintain your sanity in the midst of it all.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to join a server where family dynamics are taken to a whole new level – join us today for a gaming experience like no other!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Magic Wands Crafted: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • LieCorp Inc. Minecraft SMP

    LieCorp Inc. Minecraft SMP
    Tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you diamonds but only give you dirt? Look no further, because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate in virtual chaos and hilarity!

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a Minecraft skin. Don’t believe us? Just try to shear one of them and see what happens!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll reward you with a chest full of enchanted golden apples.

    So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you could be hanging out with llamas and partying with creepers? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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