BlockPartyDrama

aita, Apology, Birthday Party, BlockPartyDrama, Clown, Cool, disinviting, Friend, friend circle, friendship groups, Gathering, invited, mean comments, overreacted, Party, Rude, school bully, self-deprecating jokes, serious things, Sympathy

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride of laughter and fun as we roast each other in the most hilarious ways possible.

Imagine a world where your self-deprecating jokes are not only welcomed, but encouraged! Our community is all about having a good time and making each other laugh. Plus, we have a strict no-bullying policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll always be in a safe and fun environment.

But that’s not all – we also have epic birthday parties where we invite everyone except for that one friend who just can’t take a joke. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the drama and hilarity that ensues when they realize they’re not invited.

So come join us on our server and let loose with some of the craziest and funniest players around. Who knows, you might even make a new best friend or two – just make sure you can take a joke!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	29

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Pwn9 YASMP

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

We are a fusion of PvP and Survival, with old-style (1.8) combat mechanics. It is open land of fighting, hiding, building underground, defending your territory or being a raider of other’s lands.

You decide if you want to be the hated griefer or try to exist in the distant regions far away from SpawnCity living a peaceful life with a couple of friends.

What do you want to brag about? Your KDR? Best shop? Best build? Richest in the land? It’s all yours for the taking.

With an outstanding overall uptime and a professional staff from Pwn9 – A gaming community specializing in game hosting for over 15 years – YASMP is truly the essence of the Minecraft experience. We’ve removed fluff and brought Minecraft down to its essence: PvP and community. Once you play here you’ll feel like you’re right at home.

Other Important Info: – We are a bit lax about language, but if you get extreme, our active moderation staff will take appropriate action. – Our server is a No Cheat server with mods to prevent many known cheats and an alert staff to find all the others. Play the game without fear of others using exploits and hacks to their advantage. – Cutting Edge, Professionally Administered, and Professionally Hosted. – Since we are a part of the pwn9 community there are other games that we support that you can join in on as well such as: Rust, Overwatch, Guildwars 2, Counter Strike: Source, Starcraft 2, Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory and more!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Farms Harvested:	443
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Survival U Kamioka

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, FTB, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

New server I recommend 10/10 the server is good and has a very nice dungeon spawn very beautiful greetings kamiok have fun playing::::DDDDDDDD Wishes Kamiok naura

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

ExodusCraft

A plot/ranks/survival server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Emeralds Found:	8122	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	5177	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

oter SMP

Survival

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Towns Built:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Players Killed by Monsters:	1450	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CrystalCraftMC

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This is CrystalCraftMC!

CrystalCraftMC is a small server network that has been online for over four years, featuring a semi-vanilla survival server and a creative server!

In our semi-vanilla survival world, you can explore the world just as the Mojang developers intended it to be explored. You can travel endless landscapes of the world as far as the eye can see until you find somewhere you want to call home. PvP, raiding, and griefing are allowed, and there are no plugins giving donors unfair perks to ruin your survival experience. If you get bored in mining and building, you can play in the MobArena with friends.

If you are feeling inspired, you can head to our creative server to try out designs for your survival builds or just to show off your creativity with the rest of the community. We love to see people show off their talent on our creative server, and you might even catch a staff member’s eye and get your creations featured on one of our other servers.

No matter what you choose to do, you can have a good time on CrystalCraftMC. We have a mature and responsible server staff that are here to help you have a good time! Unlike many other servers, staff will never raid, destroy, or harm your progress!

Our server experience has been tailored over a course of four years, and we are looking forward to seeing you online!

Check out our website here! https://crystalcraftmc.com

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Star Shards Collected:	59

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MBCraft Factions

Factions, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding

Part of MBCraft Network! Join our factions server and learn more about us! NO PAY TO WIN WITH GARBAGE RANK KITS…

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	800784	Holy Grails Found:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Crops Grown:	7873	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Aerth Minecraft Server

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Family-friendly survival server. Main worlds PvE, new PVP world for those who want to fight. Friendly supportive staff, eternal sun every Sunday, economy, skills, NEW minigames being added! Come explore and build with us!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4681
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

TheReawakens

TheReawakens is a creative build server, we make Timelapses and creation videos of builds on our server, we do also have a survival world

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3706	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Linearpvp

PvP

a new take on MinePvP with exciting new gens. Join us today using the link above! Have Fun on Linearpvp everyone and stay safe!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

sConCraft

sConCraft is a high quality UK hosted SMP server. We strive to provide an enjoyable game play experience for all our players, whether you enjoy surviving in the wilds, becoming a master of economy, living in towns and cities, exploring, PvE combat or testing your PvP skills in an arena death match we have something to offer you.

Essentials, Towny, MCMMO, Economy, Bukkit, Lockette

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Divine Spears Created:	21	Buildings Constructed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Zurifia

Survival

This is Zurifia, a MC survival server that anyone can join.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

MythicCrafters

Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to the new and improved MythicCrafters! Have you ever wanted a nice, laid-back server, one with responsible staff, great people, and just a welcoming environment? Well, look no longer, because you have arrived at your destination! Mythic Crafters is just what you’ve been looking for. A factions server, so you can build with your friends, and even team up with your friends, to take down the biggest, and strongest factions there are in the world! Become an empire, and protect it from invading enemies! Slaughter them before they get to your loot and steal all of your jewels! If that isn’t your style, then we also have a more laid back approach. You can peacefully build, and learn techniques from other players, or you can still build an empire, but make it a peaceful or neutral one. Who likes a blown up empire anyways, am I right? You can opt out of the whole PvP thing, and just work on your building if you want. Our staff here at MythicCrafters are all responsible, and they treat everyone equally. In a sense, we are kind of a big dysfunctional family! Join our family today, and stop your search for that perfect server, since you have found it right here.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SurvivaltiCraft

Survival

join plz theres loving staff free ranks and cool survival so if u would like to join copy the ip and paste it so i would have some players its ok if u dont want to join but if u want to join plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz join and plssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss join this good server

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	163	Ores Mined:	8352
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

ICECRAFT

a great survival pvp server with friendly staff and a great community and parcour sites

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Buildings Constructed:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

UltParkour

Factions

Come to MINEHUT then do /join UltParkour and see if you’re the best at parkour. come and challenge your friends and see if you can do tons of 4 blocks jumps in a row. can you do nether parkour? or end parkour? come and see.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!