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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 199 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 6 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
picture dis: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers can dance the macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.
but wait, there’s more! our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. and if u manage to tame one, u’ll be the richest player in all the land.
oh, and did i mention that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect u from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin ur fun? yea, they’re pretty badass.
so come join us on dis epic adventure and experience the craziest, most hilarious minecraft server u’ve ever seen. trust me, u won’t regret it.