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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 3262 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese, and riding pigs into battle against an army of evil llamas.
But that’s not all! By the time you turn 40, you’ll realize that our server has actually been secretly training you for the ultimate quest to find the mythical Golden Potato of Destiny, which will grant you eternal youth and unlimited pizza for life.
So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!