Dark Souls Minecraft Server

addiction, Bliss, bossfight, challenge, Dark, dark souls, death, discipline, Gamers, Gaming, involuntary emission, level up, milestone, Minecraft, nofap, perseverance, personal growth, Protagonist, RPG, self-control, Server, Souls, video games, xp points

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything new or exciting? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a unique leveling system based on real-life challenges!

Imagine turning your everyday struggles into epic boss fights and leveling up every time you resist the urge to give in. It’s like living in a real-life RPG where every day without a stroke is a victory!

Join us on this crazy journey where you can level up by conquering your inner demons and become the ultimate nofap warrior. Who needs diamonds and emeralds when you can earn XP points by keeping your hands off your pickaxe?

So come on and join us on this wild adventure where self-control is the key to success. Who knew that Minecraft could be so challenging and rewarding at the same time? Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in this nofap paradise!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Dragon Scales Harvested:	482
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Switch Reveal Trailer Minecraft SMP 8th Anniversary

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Are you tired of waiting for the Switch 2 reveal trailer? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have our very own Switch 2 reveal trailer playing on loop in the town square! Join us and witness the epic unveiling of the most revolutionary gaming console in history – complete with flying pigs and diamond-encrusted controllers.

Expect the unexpected on our server, where every player is a master builder and every chicken is a secret agent in disguise. Dive into our virtual world and explore hidden dungeons filled with enchanted loot, or challenge your friends to a sheep-shearing competition where the loser has to wear a pumpkin on their head for a week.

So why wait for the real Switch 2 reveal when you can experience the madness and mayhem of our Minecraft SMP? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BlockyBae

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is anything but ordinary! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! Trust us, you’ve never seen Minecraft like this before. So why settle for ordinary when you can join our server and experience the extraordinary? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get weird!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

RenewableDutchPower

carbon emissions, clean energy, climate change, Dutch electricity, energy consumption, energy efficiency, energy production, Energy Transition, environmental impact, green energy, green technology, Netherlands, renewable energy, renewable power, renewable sources, RenewableDutchPower, renewables, solar power, Sustainable development, sustainable energy, wind power

lol come join our minecraft server where we harness the power of DUTCH ELECTRICITY to make the most lit gaming experience ever!!! our renewable energy sources will power your virtual adventures like never before!!! imagine mining diamonds powered by windmills and solar panels, it’s like living in a virtual eco-friendly paradise!!! plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a team of highly trained hamsters on wheels, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride!!! join now and experience the madness for yourself!!!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

BlockParty: Censorship Wars

Accounts, Blacks, blockparty, Censorship, Deactivating, democrats, Digital Ethics, discrimination, free speech, Hate Speech, Jews, marginalized groups, offensive posts, online behavior, online content, Online platforms, online regulation, Politics, republicans, social justice, social media, Wars

join dis cray cray minecraft server if u wanna be part of da most epic adventure of ur life! we got unicorns dat poop rainbows, flying pigs dat drop diamonds, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure and mystery!

if u join dis server, u will be able to ride on a dragon, battle a giant chicken boss, and even build a roller coaster dat goes all da way to da moon!

we also have a special potion dat turns u into a potato for 24 hours, so u can experience life as a spud in da minecraft world.

so come join us on dis server and let’s make some memories dat will last a lifetime! but be warned, once u join, u may never want to leave! 🦄🐷🌈🥔🚀 #bestserverever

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Void Gems Collected:	37	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Runes Activated:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Anarchists Gone Wild in Modern Times 1.21.1 Java Server

1.21.1, Anarchists, Anarchy, Community, Difficulty, Discord, Donate, Exploration, Hacks, Hardware, java, Lag-free, Minecraft, MODERN, Mysteries, OWNER, PvP, rules, Server, Spawn, Survival, technical queries, Teleport, Times, vibrant, Wild, world

Welcome to Modern Anarchy – A Dedicated Community of Anarchy Enthusiasts!

Server IP: modern-anarchy.org

Anarchy at Its Finest with a Dedicated Community:

Hack like a pro, build empires, survive the chaos.
No bans ever – only mutes for hate speech, hard slurs, or chat spam.

Forge Your Path in a Pure Vanilla World:

Experience the true essence of Minecraft with no vanilla altering plugins or meddling admins.
Reach your potential in this survival wasteland with no resets ever.

World Exploration Extravaganza:

Explore a 6 million block-wide world with a 3 million world border.
Respawn within 500 blocks of 0 0, allowing you to redefine your survival journey.

No Teleports, No Shortcuts: Authentic Vanilla Anarchy

Hard Difficulty, No Compromises: Test your survival skills in the toughest conditions.
Speed and flight hacks limited to encourage pvp; bypass if you can, no rules!
Uncover the mysteries below spawn – good luck!

Shape the Future with Direct Input:

Join our Discord and engage with the community.
Server owner, Vorlice, is available for technical queries.
Launched in July 2023, always synced with the latest version (1.21.1).
Powered by robust hardware in New York for a lag-free experience.

Support the Chaos:

Vote or donate to color your name in chat and stand out in the vibrant community.

Server IP: modern-anarchy.org

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is hacking allowed on the server?	Yes, hacking is allowed like a pro, build empires, and survive the chaos!
Are there any bans on the server?	No bans ever – only mutes for hate speech, hard slurs, or chat spam.
What is the server’s world size?	The server has a 6 million block-wide world with a 3 million world border.
Can I respawn at 0 0?	Yes, you can respawn within 500 blocks of 0 0, allowing you to redefine your survival journey.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dimension Hops:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

WizAdvice Minecraft Server

advice, Alt-Right, anonymous community, Arcane, conspiracy theories, Dark Arts, esoteric knowledge, internet culture, Magic, Minecraft, Mysticism, occult, online forums, POL, Rituals, Server, soon-to-be, sorcery, Spells, Supernatural, witchcraft, WizAdvice, wizard

Are you tired of boring old wizard schools with stuffy old professors? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate wizarding experience! Join us and learn spells, brew potions, and battle mythical creatures in our magical world.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret society of talking chickens who will guide you on your wizarding journey. They may look cute and fluffy, but don’t be fooled – these chickens are master spellcasters in disguise!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that the ghost of a famous wizard haunts our server, offering valuable advice and magical artifacts to those who can find him. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become the most powerful wizard in all of Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Yemen will starve for muh Palestine Minecraft SMP

aid, Assistance, Conflict, Crisis, famine, humanitarian, Hunger, international community, intervention, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, muh, palestine, POVERTY, Refugee Crisis, Relief, smp, starvation, starve, Suffering, Support, urgent help, War, Yemen

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to survive is by fighting for the honor of Palestine… in Yemen! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is set in a wacky alternate universe where Yemen is starving for the sake of Palestine. Join us as we embark on ridiculous quests to gather resources and food to send to our starving Yemeni friends. But be warned, the mobs are extra hungry in this server and will stop at nothing to steal your precious supplies. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and a whole lot of humanitarian aid!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	779
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Potions Brewed:	78
Villages Defended:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

LaundryCraft: Not Your Maid’s Job

childcare, default parent, financial independence, full-time job, household chores, household duties, household responsibilities, Job, laundry responsibilities, LaundryCraft, Maids, Marriage Communication, Marriage dynamics, marriage expectations, mental health, not doing husband’s laundry, Resentment, stay at home mom, stay at home wife, support system, working abroad, working full-time

Are you tired of being the default parent and household manager while your husband complains about dirty jeans? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and leave behind the never-ending laundry and cooking duties. Build your dream virtual world where the only thing you have to worry about is mining for diamonds and avoiding creepers.

Forget about being the only one who knows where the extra toilet paper is stored. On our server, everyone pitches in to create a fun and supportive community. No more arguments about who should do the dishes – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun!

So come on over and leave behind the drama of dirty jeans and household chores. Join our server and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe the occasional zombie invasion).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	164	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	39	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Cured Islet Craft

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hey u! yea u! r u tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic server in all of minecraft land! why should u join, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story.

once upon a time, there was a player who had type 1 diabetes. they were tired of having to deal with all the insulin shots and blood sugar checks. but then, they joined our server and something magical happened. through the power of chemically induced stem cell-islets, their diabetes was FUNCTIONALLY CURED! can u believe it? now they can mine and craft to their heart’s content without a care in the world!

so come join us on this wild and wacky server where anything is possible. who knows, maybe u’ll discover the cure for cancer while building your dream castle. anything can happen in this crazy world of minecraft. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the adventures begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	101	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Broomstix: Where we swap brooms for pickaxes, cats for creepers, and quests for quests! Join us for some magical Minecraft fun!

brooms, Broomstix, Cats, Community, CREEPERS, Crossplatform, Customization, Discordintegration, Economy, EconomySystem, Events, Fun, Hardmode, integration, Join, Landclaim, MAGICAL, market, Minecraft, Pickaxes, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Rewards, Shops, smp, Staff, Survival, Swap, Teleportation, tutorial, Voting

Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	play.broomstix.net
Default Ports	Not specified

Useful Links

Discord server (w/ voice channels): https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8

Online In-game map: https://map.broomstix.net/

Features

Running with backwards compatibility on the latest Minecraft version: 1.21 Tricky Trials
Bedrock and Java cross-play (No Java account required)
Hard difficulty
Custom enchantments
Put a lead on mobs to teleport them
Free fly in the overworld every Sunday
ProtectionStones for land claiming
Bartering economy system
No grief
Exclusive main PvP arena with keep inventory
Random teleportation allowed in the overworld
In-game private messaging, homes and player to player teleportation
Minecraft-Discord integration to interact with the community
Responsive staff
Voting ranks and rewards
Server shops, public market, and tutorial warps

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I play on both Java and Bedrock editions?	Yes, the server supports cross-play between Java and Bedrock editions.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on the server.
Are there any special events or promotions?	Yes, there are free fly days in the overworld every Sunday and voting rewards and ranks.
How can I claim land on the server?	You can use ProtectionStones to claim land for yourself.
Can I teleport to other players or homes?	Yes, you can use commands such as /w, /msg, /tell, /r, /tpa, and /tpahere for player to player teleportation.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Villages Defended:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Magic Items Found:	8515	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Crafty Creators Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is like a virtual soap opera, with drama happening left and right. Just like Godot, our server is constantly evolving and full of surprises.

Join us for Demo Days, where you can showcase your creations and compete against other players. But be warned, the competition is fierce and you might just end up in the middle of a virtual brawl!

And don’t miss our Halloween Jam event, where things get spooky and players go all out with their haunted builds. Who knows, you might even encounter a ghost or two while exploring the server!

Looking for resources and helpful links? We’ve got you covered with our AGDG resources section. From tutorials to tools, we have everything you need to survive and thrive in this crazy Minecraft world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary player in our server’s history!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Magic Items Found:	7448	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Minecraft SMP: /xivg/ – Dawntrail Adventures

Adventures, Amh Araeng, Balmung, Chaos, Costume Party Mixer, Crystal Shirogane, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, EU Cerberus, FATE grinding, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Garo, Goblet, Goblin, Gold Saucer, Lavender Beds, Lavender Beds Plot, Linkshells, Mahjong Open Tournament, Marilith Dynamis, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mist, Mord Souq, NA Seraph, Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party, primal, Resources, Shadowbringers, smp, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Twin Peaks Meetup., Ultros, xivg, zombie movies, zurvan

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the Nether? Well, look no further because we’ve got resources for days, free companies that will make you question reality, and linkshells that will have you chatting with Endermen in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for our future meetups where we grind Shadowbringers Shared FATEs while cosplaying as Lalafells, or watch Tokusatsu shows with our EU and NA friends because why not?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have zombie movie nights, Twin Peaks meetups, Mahjong tournaments, and even a costume party mixer in the Goblet (W3 P58) that will make you forget you’re actually playing Minecraft.

So come join us on this wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server restrictions, but who cares about those?). See you there, or be square like a Minecraft block!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BlockBustersCraft

BlockBustersCraft, Burnout, comparison to others, external pressures, fear of failure, fear of judgment, financial constraints, imposter syndrome, lack of confidence, lack of direction, lack of motivation, lack of opportunities, lack of resources, lack of support, lack of time, mental health issues, past experiences, perfectionism, procrastination, self-doubt, societal expectations

Are you tired of being held back by boring old servers that limit your creativity? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to set you free! Join us and unleash your wildest fantasies in a world where the only limit is your imagination.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building a majestic castle when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoop down from the sky and start dancing the Macarena. Yes, that’s right, our server is home to some truly wacky and wonderful creatures that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons let loose and show off their killer dance moves. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a world where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and cake (because who doesn’t love cake?). Don’t let anything stop you from doing what you love – join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

UkrainianCraft: Food Drop Fiasco

Assassination, Conflict, crime, drone attack, Drop, eastern europe, Fiasco, Food, food aid, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, Justice, justice system, Kharkiv, Legal System, Loss, Russian drone, targeted killing, Tragedy, Ukraine, Ukrainian judge, UkrainianCraft, violence, War

SO, YOU WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, IT’S MORE LIT THAN A UKRAINIAN JUDGE DELIVERING FOOD AID IN KHARKIV! YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, WE’RE SO EPIC THAT EVEN RUSSIAN DRONES CAN’T STOP US!

WHEN YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU’LL BE TRANSPORTED TO A WORLD WHERE PIGS FLY, CREEPERS DANCE, AND DIAMONDS GROW ON TREES! IT’S A WILD RIDE, I TELL YA!

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS! OUR SERVER IS SO AWESOME THAT EVEN HEROBRINE WANTS TO HANG OUT WITH US! YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, THE LEGENDARY HEROBINE HIMSELF! HE’S JUST A BIG SOFTIE ONCE YOU GET TO KNOW HIM.

SO, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST OUTRAGEOUS ADVENTURES YOU’LL EVER HAVE IN A BLOCKY WORLD! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED! WOOHOO!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	6577	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	415
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3