Blockmc Lifesteal | New Minecraft Servers 2024

NoLoansNoProblems

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of financial responsibility just like our friend Dave Ramsey! Join us and avoid the temptation of cosigning loans for your virtual friends, because who knows what kind of trouble they could get you into.

Explore our virtual world and discover the dangers of trusting others with your hard-earned diamonds. Will you stand your ground like our hero in this story, or will you fall victim to the emotional manipulation of your fellow players?

Join now and experience the thrill of saying no to outrageous loan requests from your Minecraft buddies. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about financial security while building your dream virtual empire!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	New Chunks Explored:	185403
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP

Ancient Art, artisan, artisanal, Craft, Craftsmanship, CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP, creativity, culture, Dedication, Expertise, Handmade, heritage, History, learning, Master, Passion, Practice, skill, talent, Technique, tradition

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before? Look no further than our totally not cursed, definitely not haunted Minecraft SMP!

Join us as we delve into the ancient art of llama whispering, where you can communicate with these majestic creatures and ride them into battle against hordes of evil creepers. Or perhaps you’d prefer to master the craft of underwater basket weaving, creating beautiful baskets while fending off attacks from the dreaded guardians.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows before him. Join his royal court and bask in the glory of unlimited chicken nuggets for all eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unlock the secrets of ancient arts and crafts that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6246	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

BlockyBedDisaster

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy hookups that will leave you questioning your life choices. From accidentally marrying a creeper to getting catfished by a zombie, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So why settle for a boring hookup when you can join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Join now and prepare for a hookup you’ll never forget!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

KurskCraft: Naked & Afraid

Abuse, afraid, Conflict, current events, eastern europe, human rights violations, international law, international relations, investigation, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, naked, News, political tension, prisoners of war, russia, russia ukraine conflict, torture, Ukraine, Ukrainian POWs, violence, War Crimes

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian pows are not stripped naked and shot, but instead given diamond armor and sent on quests to defeat the evil ender dragon! we have crazy events like pig racing and llama rodeos, plus our custom-built spawn area is a replica of the kusk region in russia but with rainbow sheep and flying pigs! join now for a wild adventure unlike any other!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	35	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Mellow Meadows

bugs, building, Community, Conquest, Crafting, Discord, Economy, Exploration, fair, Fun, ideas, MCMMO, mellow meadows., Minecraft, pay to win, PvE, PvP, Ranking system, Skyblock, Survival, Trading, vibrant

Welcome to Mellow Meadows Survival, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Dive into a thriving economy where you can trade, build, and craft your way to success. Our server features a unique ranking system that rewards your dedication without any pay-to-win elements, ensuring a fair and fun environment for all players.

Join our vibrant community and help shape the future of Mellow Meadows by sharing your ideas and reporting bugs on our Discord. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to survival, there’s always something exciting waiting for you. Get ready to explore, build, and conquer in Mellow Meadows Survival!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Blocky Haters Minecraft Server

appreciation, b.., blocky, cyberbullying, encouragement, every day, fanbase, Followers, Gratitude, grows, hate, Haters, internet trolls, loyal fans, Minecraft, Negativity, Online Community, online presence, positive feedback, positivity, Server, social media, Support, thank you

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs were busting out some sick dance moves and the players couldn’t help but join in. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes, trust me.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is endorsed by none other than the elusive /b/ from 4chan. That’s right, our fanbase is growing every day thanks to their support. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Country Happen Minecraft SMP

Community Events, Community news, Country, country current affairs, country events, country happenings, country news, country updates, current affairs, current events, Events, happen, Happenings, local events, local happenings, local news, Minecraft, national events, national happenings, national news, News, smp

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to join a wild and wacky SMP where anything can happen? Look no further than our server!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance-offs for diamond prizes.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have lying around)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4749	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Void Gems Collected:	34
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

ChildcareCraft: No Unpaid Babysitting

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life like this insane family situation in Adelaide! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no unpaid childminding duties required!

Looking for a place where you won’t be accused of manipulating your partner for wanting to work instead of babysitting? Look no further, our server is drama-free and full of fun!

Join now and build your way to a stress-free virtual world where you can leave all the real-life craziness behind. Who needs unpaid leaves for babysitting when you can be the master of your own blocky destiny? Let’s craft away the drama together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SecretSMP – What’s Yours?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, your darkest secrets are our currency! That’s right, spill the tea on all your scandalous deeds and you’ll be rewarded with diamonds and enchanted gear.

Join us on this wild ride where alliances are formed based on who has the juiciest gossip and betrayals happen faster than you can say “creeper”. Don’t worry about getting griefed because our griefers are actually just misunderstood pranksters who will leave you a trail of cookies as an apology.

So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild in this chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP. Just remember, what happens on the server, stays on the server (unless it makes for a really good story in the group chat).

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Emeralds Found:	7403	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

BlockyDateNightGoneWrong

Are you tired of boring dates that make you want to escape to the virtual world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to hide from awkward conversations and bad pick-up lines!

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where creepers are the only things blowing up your phone with texts, and skeletons are the only things shooting their shot. Our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of dating disasters and are here to help you laugh it off.

So why did you leave your date early? Was it because they talked about their pet rock for an hour? Or maybe they showed up wearing a full-body llama suit? Whatever the reason, come join us and let’s turn those cringeworthy moments into hilarious stories to share with your new Minecraft buddies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Towns Built:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

UNIFIL Evacuation Minecraft Server

Conflict, crisis management., Diplomacy, evacuation, evacuation orders, Guterres, harm’s way, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Netanyahu, Peacekeeping, political tensions, Safety, SECURITY, Server, Unifil, united nations, United Nations Interim Force in Lebanon

lol u gotta join this epic server cuz it’s like a virtual roller coaster ride but with creepers and zombies instead of loops and twists. we got unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbow sheep that fart glitter.

one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started clucking out the national anthem. it was so epic, bro.

and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base where players have dance parties with skeletons and endermen. it’s lit, fam.

plus, we have a rule that if you find a rare pink sheep, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. trust me, it’s worth it.

so come join us on this wild ride of a server and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days. peace out, homies.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	288	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Secret Passages Found:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

LebCraft: War of the Blocks

blocks, Ceasefire, Conflict, extremist group, foreign intervention, Former PM, geopolitical tensions, hezbollah, Hijacked, Israel, Lebanese government, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military aggression, political instability, power struggle, proxy war, regional tensions, sectarian violence, Terrorism, War

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a lebanese soap opera! we got hezbollah “hijacking” lebanon and starting wars with israel, it’s crazier than trying to survive a creeper explosion! come build your own bunker and defend against the chaos, or join hezbollah and wreak havoc on the server! trust us, it’s more intense than a pvp battle in the nether. join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Punishment Prevention – Fair Vendettas

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HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, IT’S A WILD RIDE! LIKE, DID YOU KNOW THAT OUR SERVER IS RUN BY A BUNCH OF LLAMAS? YEAH, LLAMAS! THEY’RE THE BOSS AROUND HERE AND THEY DON’T TAKE NO CRAP FROM NO ONE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! AND IF YOU CAN FIND IT, YOU’LL BE RICH BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS! BUT BEWARE, THE LLAMAS DON’T TAKE KINDLY TO THIEVES!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT WE HAVE FLYING PIGS? YEAH, FLYING PIGS! THEY’LL DROP GOLD NUGGETS FROM THE SKY IF YOU FEED ‘EM CARROTS! IT’S INSANE, I TELL YA!

SO WHAT ARE YA WAITING FOR? COME JOIN OUR SERVER AND EMBARK ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! THE LLAMAS ARE WAITING FOR YA!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Farms Harvested:	981
Dimension Hops:	3	New Chunks Explored:	886153

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

EqualityCraft – Trustworthy Bias-Free Fun

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join this epic minecraft server where gender equality warriors unite to battle against bias and discrimination in the virtual world! we have rigorous studies showing bias against women and we trust them like our lives depend on it. but watch out, because our moral convictions can lead to some seriously biased reasoning – we might see discrimination where there ain’t none! come join the fun and chaos on our server, where the only thing crazier than our theories is the amount of creepers waiting to blow you up!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Enchantments Applied:	202	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SwipeSMP: Where creepers swipe left and pigs swipe right! Join us for some mostly-vanilla fun on version 1.21 with whitelist!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Mostly-Vanilla SMP
Version	1.21
Community Focus	Building, Shops, and more

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Please add the server owner on Discord at dealtdeal
Is the server Discord available?	Yes, the server Discord can be found at https://discord.gg/9vNqQk5Xzx

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4