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Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 173 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 24 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
Join us if you want to see pigs riding on creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide. we got it all, baby!
Our server is so lit that even Pornhub is jealous. they be like, “dang, why didn’t we think of adding Minecraft to our site?” but it’s too late, cuz we already got the monopoly on weird and wonderful Minecraft content.
So come on down and join us for a wild ride. who knows what you’ll see next? maybe a cow doing the macarena or a zombie breakdancing. the possibilities are endless on our server. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun!