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| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 6423 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 33 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Villages Defended: | 8 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 5813 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
So, like, you ever wanted to play Minecraft but also see some weird stuff? well do i have the server for you! we got all the blocky goodness of Minecraft PLUS some wild shenanigans that will make you question your life choices.
Join us if you want to see pigs riding on creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide. we got it all, baby!
Our server is so lit that even Pornhub is jealous. they be like, “dang, why didn’t we think of adding Minecraft to our site?” but it’s too late, cuz we already got the monopoly on weird and wonderful Minecraft content.
So come on down and join us for a wild ride. who knows what you’ll see next? maybe a cow doing the macarena or a zombie breakdancing. the possibilities are endless on our server. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun!
