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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 9003 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
Ores Mined: | 6836 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
Join us if you want to see pigs riding on creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide. we got it all, baby!
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So come on down and join us for a wild ride. who knows what you’ll see next? maybe a cow doing the macarena or a zombie breakdancing. the possibilities are endless on our server. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun!