Blockheadz Minecraft Server

BlockHeadz, Clueless, DATING, EMBARRASSING, Frustration, funny, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, humor, idiot, lessons learned, love, Minecraft, mistake, partner, red flags, regret, relationship, relationship advice, Self Discovery, Server, Significant Other, warning signs

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1904
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Ores Mined:	7348	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Have you ever had a moment where you realized you were dating a complete moron? Well, imagine that, but in Minecraft form! Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by a bunch of players who make you question how they even manage to turn on their computers.

From building houses out of dirt to trying to ride pigs off cliffs, the antics on this server will have you rolling on the floor laughing. And don’t even get us started on the love triangles that form over who gets the last diamond block.

So if you’re looking for a good time and a good laugh, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling for one of our resident blockheads!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3480
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1937
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	22	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Potions Brewed:	35

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	448
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Ores Mined:	3271
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2413
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9184
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	740
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	New Chunks Explored:	448672

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6572
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2942
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Star Shards Collected:	154
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3798
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5358
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7537
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	449
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Secret Passages Found:	4	Ores Mined:	2513
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7485
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5606
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5981
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Buildings Constructed:	36	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	307
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.

SurvivalState Network

Community, Custom Shop, Discord, discord server, Economy, Extreme Minecraft Experience, Factions, Factories, growth, minecraft server, multiplayer, nation, Network, ONLINE, Plots, PvP, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, SurvivalState, Towny, Townywars

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3940
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Animals Bred:	47
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Crops Grown:	6790	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Server Name	SurvivalState Network
Server Type	Minecraft Towny
Version	1.21.1
Features	Economy TownyWars Factories Custom Shop Extreme Minecraft Experience Many More

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

What is Towny on this server?

Towny is similar to factions where players are grouped together within a town. Towns can create their own bylaws and run as they please. Members are given x amount of plots per person and can gain more by joining a nation. TownyWars are also enabled for that faction-like gameplay.

How long has the server been open?

SurvivalState Network has been open since 2017, only supporting Towny at the moment. We are a tight-knit community that is expanding to new players.

What is the server’s Discord?

Join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/m48zasjftU.

How can I join the server?

You can join us at play.survivalstate.net on Minecraft version 1.21.1.