Blockheadz Minecraft Server

BlockHeadz, Clueless, DATING, EMBARRASSING, Frustration, funny, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, humor, idiot, lessons learned, love, Minecraft, mistake, partner, red flags, regret, relationship, relationship advice, Self Discovery, Server, Significant Other, warning signs

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4485
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Zombie Dances:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Magic Items Found:	8596	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Have you ever had a moment where you realized you were dating a complete moron? Well, imagine that, but in Minecraft form! Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by a bunch of players who make you question how they even manage to turn on their computers.

From building houses out of dirt to trying to ride pigs off cliffs, the antics on this server will have you rolling on the floor laughing. And don’t even get us started on the love triangles that form over who gets the last diamond block.

So if you’re looking for a good time and a good laugh, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling for one of our resident blockheads!

CraftMastersGuild

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6290
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Are you tired of mining for hours on end in Minecraft just to find a measly amount of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have diamond-filled caves that literally rain diamonds on you as soon as you step foot inside!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a team of trained pigs that will do all the mining for you while you sit back and relax in your virtual mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So come join us on our server and live the life of luxury in Minecraft like never before! Who needs to mine when you can have everything handed to you on a silver platter (or in this case, a diamond platter)?

Sunblock City

10. skin health, 11. sun care products, 12. sun damage, 13. sun exposure, 14. broad spectrum, 15. sunblock lotion, 16. sun protection cream, 17. sun protection factor, 18. sun protection spray, 19. sun protection for sensitive skin, 2. sunscreen, 20. sun protection for children., 3. sun protection, 4. skincare, 5. UV protection, 6. sun safety, 7. sunblock, 8. SPF, 9. sunburn prevention, city, Coppertone, Sunblock

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4693
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Ores Mined:	1616	Buildings Constructed:	46
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6269
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

lol come join our minecraft server, where we make sunscreen that makes the sun go away! yep, you heard right, no more sunburns or tans, just pure darkness all day long.

we started off making sunscreen to make you look like a lobster, but then we thought, why not make it so the sun doesn’t even touch you at all? genius, right?

so if you want to play minecraft in eternal darkness and never worry about the sun again, join us on our server. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

Bat Migration Turbine Trouble

Bat, bat deaths, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, curtailment, environmental conservation, environmental impact, Females, France, long-distance migrants, Migration, migration patterns, mortality, NE Europe, noctule bats, renewable energy, study, Trouble, Turbine, Urgent, wildlife, wildlife protection, wind turbines

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9635
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

join our epic minecraft server and save the bats from wind turbines! we have a special quest where you have to build giant fans to blow the bats away from danger. but be careful, some bats are actually secret agents trying to take over the world! defeat them and save the day, all while building the coolest base in the land. come join us and be a bat-saving hero! 🦇💨🦸‍♂️ #SaveTheBats #MinecraftMadness

Edible Vomit 30mins 1.20.1

1.20.1, 30mins, Cannabis, cannabis edibles, Consumption, Edible, Edibles, edibles vs smoking, effects, Experience, HIGH, ingestion, Marijuana, marijuana edibles, Nausea, Potency, potency levels, reaction, side effects, Thc, tolerance, tolerance levels, vomit, vomiting

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3042
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Votes:	5523
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Yo, bro, forget about edibles making you puke, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be vomiting is rainbows and unicorns!

We got so much epicness going on, you’ll be tripping balls in a good way, not from some nasty edible.

Build your own crazy creations, battle mobs like a boss, and make friends who are way cooler than those stoners who can’t handle their weed.

Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the puking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoMoreFootyWifey

anger, college football, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional reactions, football, game day, husband, Marriage dynamics, Negativity, NFL, NoMoreFootyWifey, outbursts, personal boundaries, quality time, relationships, self-care, sports, team loyalty

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3449
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Buildings Constructed:	27
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Are you tired of watching football games with your husband who turns into a raging, chair-hitting, wall-punching maniac whenever his team is playing? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of football fandom!

On our server, you can build your own virtual football stadium and watch games without the fear of flying chairs or insults hurled at the TV. Our community is filled with kind, thoughtful players who will cheer on every touchdown and laugh at every ridiculous mistake without turning into angry beasts.

So say goodbye to the negativity and pessimism of football games with your husband and say hello to a world of fun and laughter in Minecraft. Join now and let the games begin!

Opinion2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

altered mindset, altered opinions, changing attitudes, changing beliefs, changing outlook, childhood beliefs, developing mindset, evolving beliefs, evolving ideas, evolving perspectives, growing up, matured perspectives, maturing thoughts, Minecraft, Opinion2Diamonds, Opinions, personal growth, shifting opinions, shifting paradigms, shifting viewpoints, smp, transformed beliefs, transformed mindset

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	126
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was building a house and a creeper came and blew it up but then a unicorn appeared out of nowhere and gave me a diamond sword to defeat it, it was wild! And the best part is, if you join this server, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs, it’s lit fam. Plus, there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and if you find it, you become the king of the server and everyone has to bow down to you, it’s so epic. So come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together, trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScandalCraft: NeverForget!

#neverforget, controversial scandals, forgotten controversies, forgotten scandals, historical scandals, infamous scandals, media scandals, memorable scandals, overlooked scandals, political scandals, public scandals, scandal cover-ups, ScandalCraft, scandalous behavior, scandalous events, scandalous history, scandalous incidents, scandalous news, scandalous revelations, scandals, unethical scandals

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9248
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Remember that time when Herobrine tried to take over the server but got distracted by a group of dancing chickens? Or when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant pink unicorn? And let’s not forget the Great Diamond Heist of ’69 where players dressed up as creepers to steal all the precious gems! Join our server and create your own unforgettable moments that will go down in Minecraft history!

NordicCraft: Umerov’s Aid Fund

2025, aid, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense budget, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, european security, foreign policy, fund, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, humanitarian assistance, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military intervention, military support, NordicCraft, norway, peacekeeping efforts, Ukraine, Umerov, Umerovs

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	824
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have NORWAY giving out $2 billion in military aid for UKRAINE in 2025! like, what even is that?!?! you can build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world! who needs real life when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft, amirite?!?! Join now and be a part of the most insane virtual war ever seen in the gaming world! Let’s gooooooo!

Bubble Wrap Fat Cells – Cartilage Cushion

adipose cells, anatomy, biology, Body, Bubble, bubble wrap, cartilage, cells, CUSHION, cushioning, fat, Fat cells, fatty cells, Function, health, Medical, research, Revealed, Science, Support, tissue, undescribed, wrap

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2482
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Meteorites Collected:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Towns Built:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	152	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57

OMG u guys, dis server is like the bubble wrap of Minecraft! we got fatty cells dat look like fat cells but dey actually protect and support ur builds like no other! u can build da craziest structures and dey will be safe and sound thanks to our magical bubble wrap cells! join now and experience da ultimate protection for ur creations, it’s like havin a personal bodyguard for ur blocks! come see for urself and be amazed by da wonders of da bubble wrap server!

Ethereal Quests 1.21

attraction, DATING, double standards, equality, Ethereal, Expectations, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Men, modern society, Quests, relationships, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, traditional values, Women

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9622
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Divine Spears Created:	17
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Votes:	6645	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Enchantments Applied:	213

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the cruel reality where pic rel will never get any pussy! We offer a world where even the most awkward players can become Minecraft studs and get all the virtual pussy they desire! Don’t be like pic rel, join us and unleash your inner Minecraft Chad!

CryCraft: Not Very Often

coping mechanisms, CryCraft, crying, emotional expression, emotional health, emotional honesty, emotional processing, emotional release, emotional well being, emotions, Honesty, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-care, Tears, Vulnerability

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4206
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3084	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Do you cry more than you mine in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t help but shed a tear at its awesomeness. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and maybe even a few tears of laughter. So come on, grab your pickaxe and tissues, and join us on the most emotional Minecraft server out there!

CarbonCraft2025

#sustainability, carbon accounting, carbon allocation, carbon allowance, carbon budget, carbon consumption, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon management, carbon neutrality, carbon offsetting, carbon reduction, CarbonCraft2025, climate change, climate crisis, environmental impact, environmental responsibility, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, wealthy individuals, World’s richest

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9199
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Potions Brewed:	117	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Dragon Eggs Found:	2224
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Star Shards Collected:	286

come join our minecraft server where we have the world’s richest players who have used up their carbon budget in just 10 days! watch as they build giant mansions made entirely of diamonds and gold blocks, emitting greenhouse gases like there’s no tomorrow. but don’t worry, our server is eco-friendly because we have virtual trees that absorb all the excess carbon dioxide. join us for a wild ride of luxury and environmental destruction, it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

Côte d’Ivoire Crafty Parasites

Albendazole, Combination Treatment, cote, Cote d’Ivoire, Crafty, d’ivoire, Human Patients, Ivermectin, Low Sensitivity, Novel Species, PARASITES, trichuriasis, Trichuris incognita

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2023
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

hEy yOu! yEs, yOu! dO yOu wAnna jOin a MiNeCraft sErver thAt’s mOre fUn thAn a pArty fUll Of cReepers? wEll, lEt mE tEll yOu aBout thIs cRaZy sErver thAt’s gOt mOre aCtion thAn a hOard Of zOmbies aT sUnset!

oN thIs sErver, yOu cAn fInd tHe mOst ePic bUilds aNd tHe cOolest pLayErs arOund. wE’vE gOt mOre dIamonds thAn yOu cAn cOunt aNd mOre eNchantments thAn yOu cAn sHake a sTick aT!

bUt wHat rEally sEts uS aPart iS oUr cRaZy cOmmunity. wE’vE gOt pLayErs frOm aRound tHe wOrld, iNcluding sOme fRom côte d’ivoire! yOu nEver kNow wHat kInd Of aDventures yOu’ll hAve oN oUr sErver.

sO cOme jOin uS aNd eXperience tHe mOst oUtRageous, oUtlandish, aNd oUt Of tHis wOrld MiNeCraft sErver yOu’ll eVer sEe. yOu wOnt rEgret iT, pRomise!

Vanilla Survival Minecraft server

Adventure, blocks, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, java, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PC, Plugins, PvP, Redstone, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9228
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199	Emeralds Found:	6731
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Votes:	182	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

The owner of the “Vanilla Survival” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Mainkrot.aternos.me

Pixel Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, 93302993, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2545
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ores Mined:	6008	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness all over your screen!

I mean, where else can you find a place where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? It’s like a freakin’ paradise for players who are tired of getting their butts kicked by those green jerks.

And get this, on this server, diamonds literally rain from the sky! You just stand there with your mouth open like a derp and watch as the bling bling falls into your inventory. It’s like winning the lottery, but without all the boring numbers and stuff.

Oh, and did I mention that the pigs can fly on this server? Yeah, you heard me right. Pigs. Freakin’. Fly. So if you’ve ever dreamed of riding a bacon-powered jetpack, this is the place for you.

So what are you waiting for, bro? Come join us on this Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of insanity and fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but who cares, right? YOLO!