Blockheads Anonymous | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4019
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	New Chunks Explored:	351727

New Minecraft Servers

Minecraft, duh! And not just any Minecraft server, but the one where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane builds, and a community of players who are as crazy as a pack of wolves on a sugar high.

Forget about real life responsibilities, because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is finding the elusive pink sheep that poops out golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that shoots laser beams and plays dubstep music when you swing it.

So why join our Minecraft server? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a suit made entirely out of enchanted armor? Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where all the mobs are invited to bust a move.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, once you go pig flying, you’ll never go back!

CraftyConfrontation

aita, Asshole, Boundaries, bus station, bus stop, cigarette smoker, coward, CraftyConfrontation, English, German, Harassment, hard life, high school, introverted, language barrier, Liar, Scrubs, Social Interaction, street confrontation, Travels, work uniform

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3956
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of being harassed on the streets for cigarettes and lighters? Do you wish you could just escape to a world where no one bothers you? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can pretend you don’t speak English to avoid all those pesky interactions with strangers.

Imagine a world where you can roam freely without anyone asking you for a smoke or a light. You can build your own virtual paradise and never have to deal with rude people again. And if anyone dares to bother you in the game, just tell them in German that you don’t speak English and watch them scurry away in confusion.

But beware, there may be some persistent players who won’t take no for an answer. Just remember to stand your ground and assert yourself, even if they call you a liar, a coward, or an asshole. In this Minecraft server, you are the master of your own domain and no one can bring you down. So come join us and escape the real world for a while. You won’t regret it!

Backhanded Builders

awkward, BackHanded, backhanded compliment, Builders, communication skills, Compliment, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Feedback, insincere, insult, Interpretation, mixed feelings, Perception, personal boundaries, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self worth, sensitivity, social interactions, UNCOMFORTABLE, validation

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8086
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Enchantments Applied:	74

Are you tired of being called “average” or “normal” in Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but average! Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant toilet house, where you can flush away your enemies in style.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the world one cluck at a time.

So why settle for boring compliments when you can join our server and be hailed as the craziest builder in all of Minecraft? Don’t be insulted by mediocrity, join us and embrace the madness!

MakranCraft Minecraft Server

#announcement, administrative, Capital city, CHANGE, decision, Development, geography, Government, historical, Infrastructure, iran, Makran, MakranCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, Politics, Relocation, Server, Shift, Tehran, transformation, Urban planning

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8055
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1

lol imagine a world where Iran’s capital city is Makran! like what even is that place? but guess what, on our minecraft server, Makran is the bomb diggity capital city! we got flying camels, diamond-encrusted sand dunes, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil mobs with laser swords! join us and be part of the craziest city in the minecraft universe. trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperCo.

Baltic region, CraftyCreeperCo, Defense, defense pact, eastern europe, european security, finland, fm, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, Helsinki, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, military alliance, nato, Reuters, security assurance, security cooperation, security guarantee, transatlantic partnership, Ukraine

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8697
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	9607	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE JOINING NATO FOR YOUR MINECRAFT WORLD, KEEPING YOU SAFE FROM CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES! OUR SERVER IS LIKE HAVING FINLAND’S FM AS YOUR PERSONAL BODYGUARD, PROTECTING YOU FROM ALL THE DANGERS OF THE BLOCKY WORLD. JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY ADVENTURES, BECAUSE SAFETY IS OUR MIDDLE NAME (NOT REALLY, BUT YOU GET THE POINT). SO COME ON, JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE MOST SECURE MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!

DroneCraft: Mega Fortress Expedition

3000-year-old, advanced software, Aerial Photography, Ancient civilization, archaeological site, Caucasus Mountains, digital elevation models, drone mapping, DroneCraft, Expedition, Exploration, fortress, high resolution, historical, investigation, knitted together, Mega, mega fortress, orthophotos, Pictures, research, scientist, Technology, topography

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8261
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mines Excavated:	3248	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a 3000-year-old ‘mega fortress’ in the Caucasus mountains, yo! scientists used drone mapping to check it out and took like 11,000 pics! they used some fancy software to make high-res digital elevation models and orthophotos, yo! u can explore dis ancient fortress and uncover its secrets, like maybe there’s hidden treasure or ancient aliens or somethin’! join now and be part of dis epic adventure, yo!

Endless Adventure 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adventure, Boring, DRAG, dull, Endless, lackluster, mind-numbing, monotonous, Repetitive, snooze fest, TEDIOUS.., Tiresome, tv show, unengaging, unentertaining, Uneventful, unexciting, unimpressive, uninspiring, uninteresting, unstimulating, yawn-inducing

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7810
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Bro, forget boring shows, come join this Minecraft server where the only drama is between you and a creeper trying to blow up your house!

We got more action than a soap opera, with epic battles against mobs and other players that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Plus, where else can you build your dream castle one minute and then ride a pig off a cliff the next?

Don’t be a square, join our server and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe the number of diamonds you can find)!

BlockyBanterMC

Abuse, abusive relationship, Assertiveness, BlockyBanterMC, Boundaries, Christian, Church, Confrontation, empowerment, healing, judgment, LEAVING, Motherhood, resilience, self defense, self worth, self-care, standing up, stranger, Support, victim blaming

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9007
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is so insane, even the creepers are afraid to explode! We’ve got players from all walks of life, including supportive church ladies and nosy old men who think they know everything about abusive relationships.

Join us and experience the thrill of escaping abusive relationships virtually while building your dream world with blocks. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

So come on over and join the fun! Just remember, if someone tries to lecture you on how to live your life, feel free to tell them to “Oh f**k off” just like our fearless player did. You won’t regret it!

Desert Bombers: Not Actually Rebels

airstrikes, BOMBERS, Bombing, Conflict, desert, empty desert, false claims, general, international relations, iran, Iran-Russia alliance, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military strategy, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, rebels, russia, Syria, Syrian rebels, War

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5584
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Dragons Tamed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

OMG u gotta join this server, it’s like a crazy rollercoaster ride of wackiness and chaos! we got Iranian generals talkin’ bout Russia bombing deserts and rebels and stuff, like what even is happening?! it’s like a soap opera but in Minecraft form, u never know what’s gonna happen next! come join the madness and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride! 😂🤪🚀🔥

Rural Rx Woes: Opioid Struggles

addiction treatment, healthcare access, healthcare challenges, healthcare disparities, lack of training, limited resources, Medical research, medical training, Opioid, opioid addiction, opioid crisis, opioid prescriptions, patient pressure, prescription drug abuse, Rural, rural communities, rural doctors, rural health disparities, rural healthcare, rural healthcare providers, rural medicine, Struggles, substance abuse, woes

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2727
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Magic Items Found:	1994
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

so, like, have u ever wanted to be a doctor in the middle of nowhere but, like, with a twist? well, come join our minecraft server where u can be a rural doctor and deal with all the crazy patients who are addicted to opioids! u gotta deal with patient pressure, limited resources, and lack of training, but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right? come join us for a wild ride and see if u can save the day in our wacky world of rural medicine!

RevoCraft Minecraft server

Anarchy, anarchy server, Chaos, Cheats, Fun, Grief, Griefing, ip address, kill, minecraft server, multiplayer, No anti cheats, No Donations, no restrictions, No Rules, PvP, pvp server, Raiding, RevoCraft, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8727
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Zombie Dances:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4360	Secret Passages Found:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	18

Server with anarchy RevoCraft. We do not have donations or anti-cheats, you can play with cheats, grief, kill other players and much more.

Server IP: RevoCraft.ateronos.me

We are waiting for everyone!

RevoCraft.aternos.me

Mystic Mind Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Mind, mystic, Realm

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5276
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

Bro, forget about that weak sauce server you’re on right now. You need to join our Minecraft server, it’s like a freakin’ acid trip but with blocks and creepers.

We got so much crazy shit going on, you won’t even know what’s real anymore. It’s like a virtual reality mindfuck that will make you question your existence.

Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of chaos and insanity. We’ll make your brain explode with our wild adventures and bizarre landscapes.

Don’t be a pussy, come join us and see what it’s like to truly lose your mind in the world of Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Warm Milk Society

animal milk, body heat, Cold milk, dairy, dairy industry, dairy products, digestion, Evolution, food history, homogenization, human invention, lactation, lactose, mammal milk, milk, milk processing, milk production, nutrition, pasteurization, society, Temperature, Warm, warm milk

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6722
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the cows produce warm milk straight from their bodies! forget cold milk, we offer the real deal here. our cows are genetically modified to have body heat that warms up the milk as soon as it leaves their udders. it’s like drinking a warm hug from a cow.

not only that, but our server is home to the legendary cow queen, who rules over all the cows with an iron hoof. she grants special powers to those who can prove themselves worthy by completing ridiculous challenges like milking a cow blindfolded or riding a pig through an obstacle course.

if you’re looking for a unique minecraft experience filled with warm milk and cow royalty, then come join us on our server. just watch out for the cow queen’s wrath if you dare to challenge her rule. it’s udderly insane, but in the best way possible.

Red Rumble Zone

ADVANTAGE, athletes, Claim, color psychology, Combat sports, Competition, new study, Olympic combat sports, Performance, red, red advantage, red outfit, Rumble, sports analysis, sports apparel, sports attire, sports performance, sports psychology, sports research, sports science, sports trends, Truth, Zone

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2830
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Buildings Constructed:	18
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Animals Bred:	132
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

lol come join our minecraft server where wearing a red outfit ACTUALLY gives u super powers! like u can fly and shoot fireballs out of ur butt! we did a study and it’s totally true, red is the new black baby! join now and dominate the competition with ur red hot skills. also, our server is haunted by a ghost pig who will guide u to hidden treasures and secret dungeons. it’s like a real-life video game but without all the boring stuff. so what are u waiting for? put on ur red outfit and come join the fun!

Pixel Space Odyssey 1.20.6

/i/ thread, #champyons, #clip channels, #Creative Corner, #Kiyomi Pyon-Pyon, 1.20.6, 12 days of christmas, Aggie, AI LoRA, Animals, art, asmr collection, Aussie, autistic, channel, chuuba, community watchalongs, craft server, cytube, Danboorus, emergency Gosling resources, Fan Content, Freak, fvr, Kiki, merch links, Notifications RSS feed, odyssey, PIXEL, pyon, Rabbalabs links, Recent Stream Highlights, RPG demo, socials, Space, stable diffusion, Uoh, Voicepack, vrt, VT, worms game

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4819
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Zombie Dances:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Join this Minecraft server for the most epic adventure of your life! We’ve got Kiki, the cutest autistic Aussie chuuba who will guide you through the world of blocky wonders. Build your champyons, explore the pyoncraft server, and unleash your creativity like never before! Plus, we have ASMR collections, voicepacks, and even a Kiki AI for Stable Diffusion. Don’t miss out on the madness and join now for a wild ride!

BabyCraftHub

baby, BabyCraftHub, child, Communication, compromise, DAUGHTER, decision, disagreement, family, feelings, husband, initials, Marriage, Motherhood, names, parenting, Pregnancy, Son, STEPDAUGHTER, tradition, Unique

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6148
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Love Letters Sent:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Runes Activated:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of names! Just like this player who wants to honor her family with a unique name for her baby, we believe in creating a unique experience for all our players.

Join our server and create your own unique world with crazy block creations and epic adventures. Just like this player, you can embark on a journey to find the perfect name for your in-game character or build your own virtual family with custom initials.

Don’t be limited by the initials of your past, break free and explore new possibilities in our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure chest with the perfect name waiting for you!

So come on, join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might just find the perfect name for your next pixelated pet or virtual child. Let’s create some LOL-worthy memories together on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!