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UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

500m, Biden administration, Conflict Resolution, defense funding, diplomatic relations, final package, financial support, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, government aid, international aid, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military support, Minecraft, political decision, security assistance, Server, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, US-Ukraine relations

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2668
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Endless Night Skies:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of joe biden handing out bags of money to ukraine! we got crazy pvp battles where you can fight for your right to get that sweet $500m military aid package! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we find in the game. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make joe biden proud!

KremlinCraft: Trump’s Greenland Quest

Acquisition, Arctic, controversial proposal., denmark, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, Greenland, international relations, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Monitoring, Politics, Quest, reaction, russia, Statement, strategic interests, territorial disputes, trump, Trumps, united states, world news

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9554
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Buildings Constructed:	24
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, the Russia’s Kremlin is like, totally watching Trump tryna buy Greenland, but like, forget about that drama and come join our server instead!

we got like, crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant potato that shoots lasers or a roller coaster made entirely of cheese.

and get this, our community is like, the coolest bunch of peeps you’ll ever meet. we have parties every night where we all dress up as llamas and dance to disco music.

plus, we have this secret underground bunker where we hide all the rarest items in the game. like, you won’t believe the stuff we have stashed down there.

so, like, forget about politics and come join our server for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

Left in the Dust – Minecraft Server

abandonment, BETRAYAL, betrayal in relationships, dust, emotions, feeling abandoned, feeling betrayed, feeling betrayed by a friend, feeling betrayed by a loved one, feeling betrayed by someone, feeling hurt, feeling hurt by someone, feeling left behind, feeling left out, feeling neglected, friendship, hurt feelings, left, Minecraft, relationships, Server, trust issues, Walking, walking together

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9235
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we run as fast as the flash and never leave anyone behind, unless they’re a noob, then we leave them in the dust like a piece of old cheese. we have epic quests like finding the golden potato of destiny and battling the evil chicken overlords. our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler, so come join us and never feel betrayed again, unless you steal someone’s diamonds, then you’re on your own, buddy. come join the madness and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Nano Plastics R Us

Behavior, brain development, brain function, dopamine system, environmental impact, environmental pollution, Mice, microplastics, Nano, Nanoparticle exposure, nanoplastics, nanoplastics effects, neurobehavioral changes, neurodevelopmental disorders, Neurotoxicity, plastic particles, plastic pollution, Plastics, social adaptation, study, toxicology

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2056
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Star Shards Collected:	291	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Villages Defended:	11

u ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that makes u feel like u have brain damage? well, do we have the server for u! come join us where nanoplastics are found to disrupt dopamine system and social adaptation! our tiny plastic particles will make u question reality and your very existence in the Minecraft world.

we have mice conducting studies on how these nanoplastics alter brain development and behavior, so u know it’s gonna be a wild ride! join us for a server experience like no other, where u never know what’s real and what’s just a plastic-induced hallucination. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the nanoplastics take over your Minecraft world!

Virtual Space Odyssey 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, cringe, cringeworthy, digital entertainment, Fans, Gaming, internet culture, internet subculture, Japanese pop culture, niche fandom, Obsession, odyssey, online behavior, Online Community, otaku culture, social awkwardness, social media, Space, virtual, virtual avatars, virtual personalities, virtual reality, Vtuber

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7050
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Void Gems Collected:	33
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Zombie Dances:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

OMG, like, have you heard about this Minecraft server? It’s like, totally epic and full of vtuber fans! But don’t worry, they’re not cringe here, they’re actually super cool and funny.

Join this server if you want to build a giant statue of your favorite vtuber out of diamonds and obsidian.

Plus, there are special events where you can compete in virtual idol singing competitions with other players. It’s like American Idol, but with blocky graphics and creepers trying to blow you up.

And the best part? You can even design your own vtuber skin and show it off to all your new friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get weird together!

BdayMealMixUp Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, BdayMealMixUp, birthday celebration, birthday disappointment, birthday meal, birthday present, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, dinner plans, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, family expectations, family traditions, Manipulation, Minecraft, people pleaser, restaurant reservation, Server, ungrateful, Upset, working on birthday

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1875
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while dodging exploding creepers and battling giant spiders. But that’s not all – we have a special event where every player gets a pet dragon to ride around the server! Who needs a horse when you can fly on a dragon, am I right?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it, only the bravest and most skilled players can find it!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on all the fun and excitement – join us today!

DaddyDaycareCraft

Accountability, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, DaddyDaycareCraft, discipline, exaggeration, family, Frustration, Honesty, lying.., parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, STEPDAUGHTER, Support, Therapy, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	424
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Animals Bred:	62
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	57	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Are you tired of dealing with habitual liars in your life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is filled with adventure, creativity, and most importantly, no lying stepdaughters causing chaos.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about someone smearing dish soap all over the bathroom. Explore vast landscapes without the fear of getting lost for 6 hours like searching for a missing stepdaughter.

Join us and leave the real world behind, where appendicitis scares and exaggerated stomach pains are a thing of the past. Let your creativity run wild without the stress of dealing with family drama.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to the madness of everyday life. You deserve a break from the craziness, and we’ve got the perfect virtual escape for you!

BeatBlock Minecraft SMP

amazon music, apple music, audio quality, BeatBlock, curated content, Deezer, Google Play Music, Minecraft, music discovery, music library, music platform, music recommendations, offline listening, PANDORA, personalized playlists, smp, soundcloud, spotify, streaming, subscription services, Tidal, user interface, youtube music

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	838
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	1851
Crops Grown:	2058	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you just gotta join, like seriously bro, it’s lit AF. So like, imagine this, you log on and you’re greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, like what even bro, it’s wild. And then you see this massive castle made entirely out of diamonds, like who even has that many diamonds, am I right?

But wait, it gets even crazier. There’s this secret underground lair where all the players go to have epic dance parties, like we’re talking disco balls, lava pits, the whole shebang. And the best part? The DJ is a creeper wearing sunglasses, like how cool is that?

Oh, and did I mention the flying llamas? Yeah, that’s right, you can ride a llama through the sky while shooting fireworks out of a bow and arrow. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, chaotic, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the deets. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

BlockbusterCraft

BlockBusterCraft, cinema favorites, essential movies, favorite movies, film must-sees., film recommendations, movie bucket list, movie list, movie must haves, movie suggestions, must see cinema, must see classics, must see films, must see flicks, must see list, must see movies, must watch cinema, must watch films, must watch list, must-watch movies, top movies

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2705
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Towns Built:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old movie nights? Well, come join our Minecraft server and experience movie magic like never before! Our server is equipped with a state-of-the-art movie theater where you can watch all your favorite films in blocky, pixelated glory. But here’s the twist – all the movies are acted out by our resident group of chickens! That’s right, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken version of Titanic or The Avengers. So grab some popcorn (or seeds for the chickens) and get ready for a cinematic experience like no other!

FarRightCraft: Musk’s Election Mischief

+x, angst, controversial, Democracy, election, election meddling, elon musk, extremism, far right, FarRightCraft, foreign interference, German far-right leader, germany, Government, host, influence, Manipulation, Mischief, Musk, Musks, Politics, Propaganda, social media, Technology

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8615
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1419	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

so like, u know how elon musk is like, all cool and stuff with his teslas and rockets? well guess what, he’s gonna host this german far-right leader on our server, like what even? it’s gonna be so wild, like election meddling in minecraft, who woulda thought? join us for the chaos and drama, it’s gonna be a ride you won’t wanna miss. plus, we have like, the best pixel art of elon musk riding a rocket, it’s epic. come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about!

Evolutionary Plant Cuisine

absence.., agricultural evolution, cuisine, culinary adventure, Culinary Creativity, culinary experience, culinary exploration, culinary innovation, Cultivate, delicious plant, evolutionary, evolve naturally, exotic cuisine, food discovery, food diversity, Gastronomy, genetic code, genetic modification, Plant, plant breeding, plant evolution, rare ingredient, unique flavor

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5540
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

come join our server and experience the most epic adventure of your life! we have the rarest and most delicious plant that will blow your mind and taste buds! it’s so rare that its genetic code won’t evolve naturally, so you can only find it on our server!

rumor has it that this plant has magical powers and will give you superhuman strength and speed in the game. imagine being able to mine diamonds in seconds and build the most epic structures in record time!

but be warned, this plant is so powerful that other players will stop at nothing to get their hands on it. you’ll have to fight off mobs and other players to protect your precious plant and reap the rewards.

join our server now and become the ultimate plant warrior! who knows, you might even discover the secret to unlocking the plant’s full potential and ruling the server with an iron fist. don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

FitCraft: Weight is Overrated

Body Mass Index, cardiovascular health, Exercise, fit, FitCraft, FITNESS, Fitness Matters, health, healthy lifestyle, healthy living, long tail tags, Longevity, normal weight, obesity, Overrated, physical activity, Premature death, research, risk reduction, strength training, weight, wellness

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8070
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

yo, u ever wanna flex ur minecraft muscles AND ur real life muscles at the same time? well, dis server is da place for u! we believe dat fitness is da key to longevity, so we got workouts built into da game! run laps around our custom-built track, do push-ups in da virtual gym, and even climb virtual mountains to get those gains!

research shows dat being fit is more important than weight for living a long life, so join us and cut ur risk of premature death in HALF! plus, we got a secret potion dat makes u invincible in battle if u work out enough. so come get swole with us and dominate da minecraft world!

Block Club

action, agility, battle, BLOCK, Clans, club, Combat, Customization, Defense, DOMINANCE, Dps, Elemental, Faction, GOLD, multiplayer, Network, Offense, power, strategy, Subclass, Support, TANK, Victory

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2345
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	9931	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

🌟 Ready to lead your clan to victory?
Join Block Club’s Nexus Wars, a fast-paced, magical team battle that combines strategy, action, and endless customization. 🌟

🛠️ What is Nexus Wars?
Nexus Wars is an exhilarating multiplayer game mode where four clans battle for dominance! Each clan has a unique style: 🦌 Antler: Masters of defense, holding the line with resilience and strength. 🦈 Fin: Balanced warriors, excelling in both offense and defense. 🐺 Fang: Ferocious attackers, wielding raw power to crush enemies. 🦅 Talon: Agile and cunning, dominating the battlefield with speed and precision.

🛠️ What is Nexus Wars?

Nexus Wars is an exhilarating multiplayer game mode where four clans battle for dominance! Each clan has a unique style: 🦌 Antler: Masters of defense, holding the line with resilience and strength. 🦈 Fin: Balanced warriors, excelling in both offense and defense. 🐺 Fang: Ferocious attackers, wielding raw power to crush enemies. 🦅 Talon: Agile and cunning, dominating the battlefield with speed and precision.

⚔️ Core Features:
💎 Custom Items: Earn gold during matches to purchase and upgrade powerful items that enhance your abilities. With over 100 unique combinations, tailor your loadout to your strategy. 🔥 Subclasses: Choose your role – Tank, DPS, or Support – to contribute your unique strengths to the team. 🌊 Magical Abilities: Command elemental powers like Fire, Water, Air, and Earth to control the battlefield. 🛡️ Clan-Based Combat: Join one of four clans and fight for their legacy with tailored strategies. 🎮 Balanced Gameplay: No pay-to-win – skill, teamwork, and strategy determine victory!

⚔️ Core Features:

💎 Custom Items: Earn gold during matches to purchase and upgrade powerful items that enhance your abilities. With over 100 unique combinations, tailor your loadout to your strategy. 🔥 Subclasses: Choose your role – Tank, DPS, or Support – to contribute your unique strengths to the team. 🌊 Magical Abilities: Command elemental powers like Fire, Water, Air, and Earth to control the battlefield. 🛡️ Clan-Based Combat: Join one of four clans and fight for their legacy with tailored strategies. 🎮 Balanced Gameplay: No pay-to-win – skill, teamwork, and strategy determine victory!

🕹️ How to Play:
1️⃣ Join a Clan: Pick your side – Antler, Fin, Fang, or Talon. 2️⃣ Choose a Subclass: Select Tank, DPS, or Support to define your role. 3️⃣ Earn Gold: Gather gold during matches from item generators within the map. 4️⃣ Upgrade and Dominate: Use your gold to unlock powerful custom items and maximize your abilities. 5️⃣ Victory Awaits: Protect your Nexus while launching strategic attacks on your enemies. Destroy all opposing Nexuses to claim glory!

🕹️ How to Play:

1️⃣ Join a Clan: Pick your side – Antler, Fin, Fang, or Talon. 2️⃣ Choose a Subclass: Select Tank, DPS, or Support to define your role. 3️⃣ Earn Gold: Gather gold during matches from item generators within the map. 4️⃣ Upgrade and Dominate: Use your gold to unlock powerful custom items and maximize your abilities. 5️⃣ Victory Awaits: Protect your Nexus while launching strategic attacks on your enemies. Destroy all opposing Nexuses to claim glory!

🌟 Server Details:
💻 IP Address: `play.mcblockclub.com` 🛠️ Version: 1.20.6+ 🚀 Status: Early Access – Be among the first to play and help shape the game!

🌟 Why Play Block Club’s Nexus Wars?
💡 Unique magical abilities. ⚙️ Custom items with League of Legends-style gold mechanics. 🎉 Thrilling battles and endless strategies. 🏆 The ultimate test of teamwork and skill!

🎮 Join Now and Prove Your Mastery!
🔥 The battlefield awaits – will you rise to the challenge? Be part of Block Club’s Nexus Wars early access and help shape the future of this epic game mode. Lead your clan to glory today!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a clan in Nexus Wars?	Players can join a clan by selecting their desired clan (Antler, Fin, Fang, or Talon) when starting a new game.
What are the different sub-classes available in Nexus Wars?	The sub-classes available are Tank, DPS, and Support, each with unique roles and abilities to contribute to the team.
How do I earn gold in Nexus Wars?	Gold can be earned during matches from item generators within the map. Players can then use this gold to purchase and upgrade powerful custom items.
Is Nexus Wars pay-to-win?	No, Nexus Wars is not pay-to-win. Victory in the game mode is determined by skill, teamwork, and strategy rather than monetary advantages.

Incel Haven 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, acceptance, belonging, charisma, facebook, Friends, Haven, incel, instagram, Loneliness, mental health, networking, Online Community, racism, rejection, self esteem, self improvement, social media, social-networking, Support, tiktok

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2811
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	4840	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Void Armor Forged:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Bro, forget about all those normie social media platforms. Join our Minecraft server instead!

We don’t care if you’re not hot enough for Instagram or TikTok, we just want you to build epic structures and survive the creepers.

And who needs to be racist for X when you can join a community of blocky pixel pals who just want to have a good time?

YouTube? More like PooTube, are we right? Come join us and show off your redstone skills instead.

And Facebook? That’s for old people, bro. Get with the times and join our server where age is just a number and creativity is king.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s mine and craft our way to friendship and fun!

NoobRescue Minecraft Server

arrest, Blackmail, collect funds, consequences, demanding, escorts, Extortion, Felony.., funds, future career, Minecraft, misdemeanor, missed appointments, NoobRescue, police lieutenant, Recourse, Scamming.., Server, solicitation, spoiled son, stern talking to, young man

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	302
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us and experience the thrill of being a police lieutenant dealing with entitled parents and their spoiled son.

Imagine a world where you can arrest players for solicitation and make the local news headlines. Help us scare off the extortionists and protect the innocent escorts who just want to get paid for their missed appointments.

We promise outrageous storylines, intense negotiations with parents, and the chance to play the hero or the villain. So come on, join our server and let’s create some chaos together! Who needs regular Minecraft when you can have all this drama and excitement?

Players:	97/500	Votes:	2043
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3