Blockheads Anonymous: Where Your IQ is Tested in ‘/int/’

ANONYMOUS, Arts, autists, Blockheads, Geniuses, Int, iqtest, Math, midwit, philosophy, politicalscience, programming, retards, STUDENT, Tested

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7734
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Farms Harvested:	977	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a midwit is celebrated and embraced! Are you tired of feeling like you don’t fit in because you’re not a genius or an autist? Well, look no further because on our server, we welcome all midwits with open arms.

Join us for a world of creativity and chaos, where art skills are not required, philosophy and math are just for show, and programming is for the birds. Embrace your inner political science student and let your imagination run wild in our virtual world.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most unique and inclusive Minecraft community out there. Who needs to be a genius when you can be a midwit on our server? Let the fun begin!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

(PILOT), achievement, Air Force, Bravery, Combat, Conflict, cruise missiles, Defense, defense system, eastern europe, f-16, fighter jet, heroism, Military, Minecraft, MissileMayhem, Mission, national security, RECORD, Russian assault, Server, UKRAINIAN, war zone

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5760
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9735

Yo, you ever seen a Ukrainian F-16 pilot take down SIX cruise missiles in ONE mission? That’s some next level shiz right there! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like a badass pilot too, taking down creepers and zombies like it’s no big deal. Plus, we got Russian assaults happening left and right, so you better join quick before it’s too late! Who needs boring old regular servers when you can be part of epic battles and crazy missions like this? Let’s goooooo!

BrusselsBlockParty

anti-semitism, Belgium, Brussels, BrusselsBlockParty, ceremony, Conflict, controversy, cultural sensitivity, education, EJP, Europe, gaza, History, Holocaust remembrance, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, refusal, SCHOOLs, Students, teachers, War

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9770
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Animals Bred:	50
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we have schools that refuse to participate in holocaust remembrance ceremonies because they are too busy fighting in the war in gaza! come build with us and see if you can survive the chaos of students throwing textbooks instead of potions. who needs history lessons when you can have a battle royale in the school courtyard? join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Ice Age Porcupine Haven

adaptation, age, Ancient, animal, Creature, Defensive, Evolution, Extinct, GIANT, Haven, Hedgehog, Ice, ice age, mammal, Nature, Porcupine, prehistoric, quills, rodent, sharp, Spiky, thorny, wildlife

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4495
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Divine Spears Created:	19
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	823
Dimension Hops:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got porcupines the size of freakin’ mammoths runnin’ around! Imagine tryna build your house and BAM, a giant ice-age hedgehog comes rollin’ through like “Sup, I’m here to party!”

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground disco club where all the creepers and zombies go to get down and boogie. You ain’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton breakdancing to some sick beats.

And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts. We hide diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a chicken’s butt or under a llama’s hat. You never know what you’re gonna find, but it’s always worth the adventure.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and join in on the madness. Who needs normal when you can have porcupines the size of houses and dancing skeletons? Let’s get weird, baby!

Sleepy Brain Washers

Brain, brain activity, brain cells, brain cleaning, brain development, brain function, brain health, brain maintenance, brain plasticity, brain regeneration, brain repair, brain research, brain science, brain waves, discovery, neuroscience, research, scientists, Sleep, sleepy, study, washers

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1162
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Zombie Dances:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Enchantments Applied:	123	Villages Defended:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got scientists who figured out how the brain like, washes itself during sleep. It’s wild, man. And guess what? You can join this server and experience the brain-washing goodness for yourself!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, your brain starts washing itself. You’ll be like, “Whoa, dude, this is some next level stuff!” And then you’ll be hooked, man.

But wait, there’s more! We also have flying pigs that poop out golden apples, and unicorns that shoot rainbows from their horns. Like, how insane is that?

So come on, join our server and let your brain get squeaky clean while you have the time of your life! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

⭐☢ StalkerMc ☢⭐ – RPG and OLD Minecraft server

Adventure, Clans, Community, Custom, Donations, Economy, Empty, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Minecraft, mmorpg, Mods, multiplayer, Old, ONLINE, Pirate, Plugins, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Roleplaying, RPG, Russian, Sandbox, Server, StalkerMc, Survival, Vanilla, Without Launcher

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6005
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Void Gems Collected:	28	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

The owner of the “StalkerMc – RPG and OLD” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gx.stalkermc.ru

Enchanted Pixel Forest 1.20.2

#pantsu, 1.20.2, Abracadabra, Anime, Bra, Censorship, clothing, COSPLAY, empowerment, Enchanted, Enchantment, Fan Service, FANTASY, Female Characters, Forbidden, Forest, hocus pocus, Magic, Magical Girls, Manga, PIXEL, Spell, transformation, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3335
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	7182
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Farms Harvested:	403
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Falling into the Void:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Yo, broskis, come join our Minecraft server where we make all the anime babes wear nothing but tiny bras and pantsu! It’s like a magical spell has been cast, turning all the pixels into sexy pixels! Get ready for some scandalous adventures in this wild and wacky world! Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite waifus in their skivvies while you mine and craft to your heart’s content! Join now for a truly enchanting experience!

SpeedLimitSloth – Minecraft SMP

#impatience, annoyance, bumper to bumper, courteous driving, driving etiquette, following rules, Frustration, lawful driving, long tail tag, Minecraft, obeying laws, road rage, safe driving, slow driving, smp, speed limit, SpeedLimitSloth, stuck behind, tailgating, traffic, traffic congestion, traffic jam, traffic rules

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8335
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5420	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Void Gems Collected:	39	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

OMG, like, can you believe it? I was driving behind this total snail on the road, going the actual speed limit like a total grandma. I was like, “Bruh, do you even know what a gas pedal is?!” So then I thought, you know what would be way more fun than dealing with slowpokes on the road? Joining this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, duh! We have so many crazy adventures, like once we all built a giant rollercoaster that launched us into a pit of lava (don’t worry, we had fire resistance potions). And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the village square. It was clucking ridiculous! So if you’re tired of boring speed limits and wanna join a server where anything goes, then you gotta join us! Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. Yasss, queen!

BlockyWisdom

Affirmations, BlockyWisdom, Daily Reminder, favorite words, Gratitude, Happiness, inspiration, life lessons, live by, Mantra, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, quotes, resilience, self improvement, success, words of wisdom

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8297
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3029	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic dance-offs with creepers.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, always causing mischief and chaos wherever he goes. But don’t worry, our moderators are trained in the ancient art of llama jousting and will keep the peace (most of the time).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember our motto: “Keep mining and keep shining, because diamonds are a girl’s best friend!”

CraftyFreedomZuckMusk

Accountability, Censorship, Communication, CraftyFreedomZuckMusk, Democracy, digital age, ethical considerations, freedom of speech, French, Government, instrumentalizing, Minister, Musk, Online platforms, Politics, public discourse, Regulation, RESPONSIBILITY, social media, Technology, Zuckerberg

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9171
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	224
Void Armor Forged:	28	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Zombie Dances:	9

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and laugh ur butt off? well, this server is the place for u, my dude! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate (but don’t eat them, trust me, i learned the hard way).

oh, and get this – our admin is a talking chicken named cluckers. he’s always squawking about some crazy adventure he went on with notch back in the day. apparently, they fought off a horde of evil creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber ducky. true story, bro.

if u join our server, u’ll also get to meet our resident wizard, gandalf the pink. he’s got a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play fetch with ender pearls. it’s a sight to see, lemme tell ya.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, hilarious minecraft adventure of ur life. plus, we have unlimited cake. like, seriously, it never runs out. it’s magic or something.

Superheroes Fly Feet-First!

Caution, feet-first, FeetFirst, Fly, flying, flying techniques, head protection, Heads, Protect, Safety, superhero advice, superhero flying, superhero guidelines, superhero maneuvers, superhero precautions, superhero protection, superhero rules, superhero safety, superhero strategies, superhero tactics, superhero tips, Superheroes

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5955
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

come join this epic minecraft server where superheroes fly feet-first to protect their heads because apparently that’s the most important thing in the world. we have a secret underground lair where you can craft your own super suit made out of diamonds and obsidian. our admin is actually a superhero in disguise, so watch out for them swooping in to save the day. also, did we mention that our pigs can fly? yeah, that’s right, you can ride a flying pig into battle against evil mobs. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate superhero in this wacky minecraft world!

CraftyBrainTypes

Artificial Intelligence, brain abnormalities, Brain Disorder, brain health, Chiari type-1 malformations, classification, CraftyBrainTypes, Diagnosis, Healthcare, innovation, machine learning, medical advancements, medical decision making, Medical research, neurology, neuroscience, patient care, research, subtypes, Technology, Treatment

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4413
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Chimeras Created:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Potions Brewed:	31	Rune Stones Activated:	12

so, like, this server is like totally lit, man. we got, like, artificial intelligence and stuff, identifying subtypes of brain disorders and whatnot. like, who knew you could find that in a minecraft server, right?

join us and you’ll be part of the coolest brain research team ever. we’re like the avengers of brain disorders, fighting the evil chiari type-1 malformations with our super smart AI. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft.

plus, being on this server will totally improve your medical decision making skills. like, you’ll be diagnosing brain disorders like a pro in no time. forget medical school, just join our minecraft server and you’ll be a brain expert in no time.

so come on, join us and be part of the most epic brain research team in minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Starlight Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Actresses, Boobs, Busty, Celebrity, celebrity tits, cleavage, Entertainment, explicit, FAMOUS, Hollywood, hot, leaked, models, NSFW, paparazzi, Provocative, Realm, scandal, Sexy, Starlight, tits, voluptuous

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5526
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Imagine a world where all the blocks are shaped like celeb tits! And not just any celebs, we’re talking A-listers here! Join us for the most titillating Minecraft experience of your life!

We’ve got custom plugins that make the boobs bounce as you mine, craft, and build your way to glory! And don’t even get me started on the special events we have planned.

From bikini block parties to red carpet creeper attacks, this server is a non-stop party! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get your hands on some virtual celebrity cleavage today!

LawnEyeRollerCraft

Apology, Biking, car honking, Confrontation, Corner, elderly woman, front lawn, Hangout, LawnEyeRollerCraft, misunderstanding, ROAD, sandwiches, sidewalks, speed limit, stores, suburban, trampled lawn, Vandalism, Yelling

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9524
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Are you tired of dealing with crazy neighbors who think you’re a lawn vandalizing menace? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you’ll be trampling on is pixelated grass!

On our server, you can bike as fast as you want without any angry car honking behind you. No more awkward encounters with overzealous lawn owners demanding apologies for simply trying to get a sandwich.

Join us and build your own virtual world where you can bike on sidewalks that actually exist and where crazy neighbors are just a figment of your imagination. Don’t let real-life drama ruin your day, come join our server and let the fun begin!

DetentionCraft SMP

Breaking Rules, classroom disruption, detention, detention slip, DetentionCraft, disciplinary action, Disobedience, misbehavior, parent-teacher conference, principals office, school authority, school behavior, school consequences, school expulsion, school misconduct, school punishment, school rules violation, school suspension, school trouble, smp, teacher reprimand, troublemaker

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4875
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, I was just minding my own business mining some diamonds when suddenly a herd of creepers attacked me and blew up my whole base! But then the admin came in like a superhero and saved the day by giving me unlimited diamond armor and a pet dragon to ride around on. It was so lit, you won’t believe it!

And like, the other day, I was building a rollercoaster in the sky and accidentally crashed it into someone’s house. But instead of getting mad, they just laughed and said it made their house look cooler. This server is full of the chillest peeps ever, you gotta come hang with us!

Oh, and did I mention the secret treasure hunt we had last week? I found a chest full of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and let you fly like a bird. It was like a dream come true, I swear!

So yeah, if you wanna have the most epic, craziest, and funniest time ever in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CreeperPhobiaCraft

anxiety, CreeperPhobiaCraft, fear of being alone, fear of clowns, fear of death, fear of failure, fear of germs, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, fear of losing loved ones, Fear of public speaking, fear of rejection, fear of snakes, fear of spiders, fear of the dark, fear of the future, fear of the supernatural, fear of the unknown, irrational fear, Phobia, scary thoughts

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1777
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	431
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your hard-earned creations? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers have been trained to do the Macarena instead of exploding! Join us for a dance party like no other!

Do you break out in a cold sweat at the thought of getting lost in a dark cave? Don’t worry, our server comes equipped with GPS-enabled pickaxes that will lead you straight back to safety! No more wandering aimlessly in the dark, unless you’re into that sort of thing.

Are you terrified of running out of food while exploring the vast Minecraft world? Fear not, because on our server, all animals drop candy instead of meat! Satisfy your hunger and your sweet tooth at the same time.

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and screaming in equal measure. Who knew surviving in a blocky world could be so much fun?