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| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 1691 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 10 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
| Zombie Dances: | 0 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
Are you tired of dealing with pesky villagers who never stop talking about their crops? Sick of creepers blowing up your meticulously crafted buildings? Look no further, because on our server, we only allow players who despise people who wear socks with sandals. That’s right, if you can’t stand the sight of someone committing such a fashion faux pas, then this is the server for you!
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pickaxe of doom, and participate in our weekly llama fashion shows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the zombies do the electric slide.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your inner sock-sandal-hater shine!
