Blockhead Bruises

Absurd, accident, Blockhead, bruises, Careless, clumsy, clumsy mistake, clumsy moment, dumb, dumb mistake, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, funny, funny injury, IDIOTIC, injury, injury story, mishap, mistake, Pain, Ridiculous, silly

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8328
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Divine Spears Created:	22
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of getting hurt in real life? Well, join our Minecraft server and get hurt in the most ridiculous ways possible! From falling off a giant tower made of cake to getting attacked by a gang of angry chickens, the possibilities for dumb injuries are endless! Join now and experience the ultimate pain and laughter combo that only our server can provide!

StarRail SMP

Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	361
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

starrail.mcserver.us

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4503
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Divine Spears Created:	30	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

cataclismo.lat:4021

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3615
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Potions Brewed:	115
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4245
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Void Armor Forged:	17
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Potions Brewed:	142	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Animals Bred:	188

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6080
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8116
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Farms Harvested:	196
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Towns Built:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6600
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Magic Items Found:	5834	Zombie Dances:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	10

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

mc.rencorner.co

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3940
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5843
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Emeralds Found:	4546	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1315
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

play.junglesmp.net

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9717
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	417
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

play.penianw.com

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3198
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2434

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

org.roguemc.org

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2779
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Buildings Constructed:	38
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

jogar.crossworlds.com.br

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1762
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

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Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7624
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	863
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

play.cloudsmp.fun:25583