Blockhead Bruises

Absurd, accident, Blockhead, bruises, Careless, clumsy, clumsy mistake, clumsy moment, dumb, dumb mistake, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, funny, funny injury, IDIOTIC, injury, injury story, mishap, mistake, Pain, Ridiculous, silly

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4574
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Divine Spears Created:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of getting hurt in real life? Well, join our Minecraft server and get hurt in the most ridiculous ways possible! From falling off a giant tower made of cake to getting attacked by a gang of angry chickens, the possibilities for dumb injuries are endless! Join now and experience the ultimate pain and laughter combo that only our server can provide!

TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3844
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Zombie Dances:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	434	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5895
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

play.theyolos.com

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3877
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Dimension Hops:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Star Shards Collected:	255	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

play.rexkraft.com

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7361
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1203
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Meteorites Collected:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Enchantments Applied:	154	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	856
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4106
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Dragons Tamed:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Villages Defended:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Mines Excavated:	4787	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3118
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	654
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Dimension Hops:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	896
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Players Killed by Monsters:	8846	Ores Mined:	5853
Dragon Eggs Found:	1427	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Votes:	6241	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8577
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Crops Grown:	5782
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4758
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Magic Items Found:	2408	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	449
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
New Chunks Explored:	564700	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Star Shards Collected:	139
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2945
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Buildings Constructed:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Void Gems Collected:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1137
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7355
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com