Blockhead Bruises

Absurd, accident, Blockhead, bruises, Careless, clumsy, clumsy mistake, clumsy moment, dumb, dumb mistake, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, funny, funny injury, IDIOTIC, injury, injury story, mishap, mistake, Pain, Ridiculous, silly

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5651
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of getting hurt in real life? Well, join our Minecraft server and get hurt in the most ridiculous ways possible! From falling off a giant tower made of cake to getting attacked by a gang of angry chickens, the possibilities for dumb injuries are endless! Join now and experience the ultimate pain and laughter combo that only our server can provide!

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3926
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	136	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

mc.bucketry.net

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1761
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5797
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Emeralds Found:	7295

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

play.lksmp.fun

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5410
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

mc.hypixel.net

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5252
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

2b2t.org

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3822
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Void Armor Forged:	24	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

play.minecassia.net

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8553
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Potions Brewed:	187	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

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TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1154
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	32	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

play.terratrove.net

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	626
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Farms Harvested:	220
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

towny.tiltedtavern.net

BlurCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1342
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Villages Defended:	7	Endless Night Skies:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Magic Items Found:	1997	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	7967

Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

mc.blurcraft.com

ArksMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	432
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	727	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	8918	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Falling into the Void:	3

Welcome to ArksMC – Where Adventures Unfold!A World Unlike Any Other: Step into a vast, Earth-like realm teeming with mysteries. On ArksMC, you’ll explore a planet filled with hidden dungeons and encounter fully animated custom bosses. The world itself is fully ran by YOU the player through the creation of towns and nations. Player-Run Economies: Here, the world’s economy is entirely player-driven. Take charge by forming towns, nations, kingdoms, or any role you aspire to, from a humble citizen to a mighty emperor with hundreds of real subjects.Custom Classes and Magic: Unleash your potential with MMO leveling, custom classes, and magical abilities. As you explore and conquer dungeons across our world, you’ll level up and acquire valuable weapons and items.Choose Your Path: ArksMC offers an array of unique gameplay experiences. Whether you’re inclined towards diplomacy, conquest, or exploration, there’s a path for you to forge.Endless Adventure Awaits: Our server invites you to embark on an epic journey, offering a dynamic and immersive experience that sets us apart.Server IP: ArksMC.net Discord: Discord.gg/TheArk

ArksMC.net

Auria Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6910
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Divine Spears Created:	18	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Buildings Constructed:	39
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

OneBlock Pets Survival hard PvP e PvE Custom items Mcmmo Dungeons Events every day Amazing community

AuriaNetwork.pt:25567

TerraMedia Network

Earth, Factions, KitPvP, OneBlock, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5327
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5440	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Hispanic server focused on Survival-PvP modalities ° Quality ° Attention ° Experience ° Seriousness ° Professionalism

terramedia.club

uncovery minecraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8782
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Towns Built:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

uncovery.me

DragonsRealm-MC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3699
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Crops Grown:	5703	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4537

DragonsRealm-MC is a New/Modern Minecraft server we worked hard to modernize gamemodes while preserving the challenges of the original game (No p2w, Cracked, Free, 24/7) Open to everyone [Survival, Benders, OneBlock, Hardcore] GAMEMODES

dragonsrealm.dynacore.cloud:25569

LastBox

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3593
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2689	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

LastBox is an offline-mode (aka cracked) Minecraft server from Greece. It supports Java versions 1.19.x to the latest and is filled with features like PvP, ranks, custom armors, and more. The server also has quick drop features, and it runs on seasons. Connect to the LastBox PvP server now and dive headfirst into the action!

play.lastbox.fun