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Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 1566 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 30 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 13 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon gets stage fright when faced with our fearless players. We have diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a unicorn’s fart, and enchanted weapons that shoot fireballs faster than a speeding arrow.
But wait, there’s more! Our secret society of talking cows will grant you three wishes if you can solve their riddle, and our pixelated villagers throw the wildest block parties this side of the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the LOLs begin!