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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 1347 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 24 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 41 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
New Chunks Explored: | 115961 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Falling into the Void: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 29 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon gets stage fright when faced with our fearless players. We have diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a unicorn’s fart, and enchanted weapons that shoot fireballs faster than a speeding arrow.
But wait, there’s more! Our secret society of talking cows will grant you three wishes if you can solve their riddle, and our pixelated villagers throw the wildest block parties this side of the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the LOLs begin!