🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 4972 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
Dimension Hops: | 11 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon gets stage fright when faced with our fearless players. We have diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a unicorn’s fart, and enchanted weapons that shoot fireballs faster than a speeding arrow.
But wait, there’s more! Our secret society of talking cows will grant you three wishes if you can solve their riddle, and our pixelated villagers throw the wildest block parties this side of the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the LOLs begin!