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Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 6102 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Emeralds Found: | 2730 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon gets stage fright when faced with our fearless players. We have diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a unicorn’s fart, and enchanted weapons that shoot fireballs faster than a speeding arrow.
But wait, there’s more! Our secret society of talking cows will grant you three wishes if you can solve their riddle, and our pixelated villagers throw the wildest block parties this side of the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the LOLs begin!