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Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 9628 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 6970 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 8 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon gets stage fright when faced with our fearless players. We have diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a unicorn’s fart, and enchanted weapons that shoot fireballs faster than a speeding arrow.
But wait, there’s more! Our secret society of talking cows will grant you three wishes if you can solve their riddle, and our pixelated villagers throw the wildest block parties this side of the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the LOLs begin!