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Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 8579 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 19 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 9 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 40 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon gets stage fright when faced with our fearless players. We have diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a unicorn’s fart, and enchanted weapons that shoot fireballs faster than a speeding arrow.
But wait, there’s more! Our secret society of talking cows will grant you three wishes if you can solve their riddle, and our pixelated villagers throw the wildest block parties this side of the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the LOLs begin!