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Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 970 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon gets stage fright when faced with our fearless players. We have diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a unicorn’s fart, and enchanted weapons that shoot fireballs faster than a speeding arrow.
But wait, there’s more! Our secret society of talking cows will grant you three wishes if you can solve their riddle, and our pixelated villagers throw the wildest block parties this side of the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the LOLs begin!