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Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 4091 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Dimension Hops: | 9 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon gets stage fright when faced with our fearless players. We have diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a unicorn’s fart, and enchanted weapons that shoot fireballs faster than a speeding arrow.
But wait, there’s more! Our secret society of talking cows will grant you three wishes if you can solve their riddle, and our pixelated villagers throw the wildest block parties this side of the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the LOLs begin!